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Pando has a minion!

Populus the Happy Tree

Pando
Legacy Name: Pando

The

Common Experiment #810
Owner:

Runes

Age: 8 years, 9 months, 6 days

Born: July 18th, 2015

Adopted: 8 years, 8 months, 1 week ago

Adopted: August 17th, 2015

Statistics

Level: 6
Strength: 10
Defense: 10
Speed: 10
Health: 13
HP: 13/13
Intelligence: 1
Books Read: 1
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Unemployed

Pando is one tree. Pando is all the trees.

Pando is the Trembling Giant. He is a Quaking Aspen, and all the other trees quake before him.

Pando is 80,000 years old. Pando is older than your country. Pando is older than the building that is older than your country.

Pando is male and he don't need no wife. That's mostly because he is able to clone himself by sprouting new trees from his roots, but still, freedom!

Pando is the oldest living thing on Earth. His heart is deep, deep under the ground and none of those silly forest fires can reach it. Sucks for those annoying conifers and their shallow roots.

Pando weighs 6,000,000 kilograms. Pando eats dinosaurs and blue whales for breakfast. No, he does not need to go on a diet and he will crush you if you suggest it.

Pando's name means "I spread" in Latin. Pando is pandorable as a panda.

Pando is totally not slowly dying because of climate change. Silly humans. You think you can hurt the mighty Pando with your measly carbon emissions?