The Galactic Telenine
Owner: Christ

Age: 4 years, 11 months, 2 weeks

Born: July 18th, 2015

Adopted: 4 years, 11 months, 1 week ago

Adopted: July 24th, 2015


  • Level: 28
  • Strength: 69
  • Defense: 10
  • Speed: 10
  • Health: 10
  • HP: 10/10
  • Intelligence: 71
  • Books Read: 70
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Pawnbroker

The product of a test tube and questionably legal genetic alterations, Pulsar was created with misguided good intent. Only after many mind-numbing tests later, wrestling with a creature that screamed retaliation with every cell in its body, did he finally consider himself born, a physically fit weapon. Forming a solid identity based on everything that was difficult and disliked about him, Pulsar was by no means a self-created weapon that could be controlled, with his creation never intended to hurt others like the way he was hurt himself in all attempts to keep him a compliant blank slate.

A supposed host of cells as a cure of all diseases, Pulsar found that instead through contact he could to some degree gain others' abilities, memories, and physical traits, and his body would heal itself of it all afterwards. A seemingly amazing ability at first, he soon found the whole ordeal not unlike an uncontrollable bad trip and actually tends to avoid it in many cases. While he abused it at some point, he'd much rather go about trashing property and stealing cars than confusedly live snippets of other beings' lives.

With an insatiable craving to do stupid shit and get reactions out of others, Pulsar's life challenge is to see how much absolute shit he can get away with whether spoken or through actions, and despite how otherwise reckless he is, keeping some form of control over his form is a priority in this goal.

Pet Treasure

Galaxy Orb

Black Laced Combat Boots

Professor New Polarity Structured Jacket

Stone Unlaced Combat Boots

Cyanide Poison Vial Kit

Cyborg Soldier Dog Tags

Box of Childhood Memories

Classic Splattered Cuffed Jeans

Grease Heavy Duty Gloves

Galaxan Wastes Motorcycle


Torn Blood Stained Strip of Fabric

Battered Specimen Crate

Sawed Off Double Barrel Shotgun with Machete

Twilight Vandal Spray Paint

Scavenge Bot

Honorary Fighting Fester

Holographic Datapad

Display Gauge

Left Arm Mutagen

TechnoWave Chillin Tattoo Pen

Nurse Bertha

Dream Coda Caves Crystal

Edible Sandworm

Dusk Vandal Spray Paint

Mad-Science Multitool

Original Crushed Candy Crystals

Plasma Bubbles

Singed Tear Crystal

TRAPPIST Deep Space Shot

Berry Blended Smoothie

Strawberry Banana Blended Smoothie

Watermelon Blended Smoothie

Heart on a Leash

Bloodied Sawed Off Double Barrel Shotgun with Machete

Bag of Blood

Centropolis Pigeon

Brown Laced Combat Boots

Moss Mercilessly Shredded Jeans

Olive Fur Hooded Jacket

Kiwi Blended Smoothie

Orange Blended Smoothie

Peach Blended Smoothie

Five Taste Smoothie

Pet Friends