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Hazz has a minion!

Mimak the Skullion




Hazz


The Angel Paralix
Owner: Keoh

Age: 4 years, 2 months, 3 weeks

Born: July 24th, 2015

Adopted: 4 years, 2 months, 3 weeks ago

Adopted: July 24th, 2015

Statistics


  • Level: 76
     
  • Strength: 160
     
  • Defense: 10
     
  • Speed: 10
     
  • Health: 10
     
  • HP: 10/10
     
  • Intelligence: 344
     
  • Books Read: 326
  • Food Eaten: 61
  • Job: Certified Mad Scientist


"Mimak, gimme a vial".
It kind of started that way. Hazz, a strange product on his own,, a scientific combination of pet, bottles and a potion, felt more at home surrounded by others created just like him. Screw all those pets and minions, who avoided him naturally, who were either scared of him or just felt right away he was the odd one out, and there were probably a few loose screws in his head.Hazz, for that reason, used to be alone.
As a kid, he used to be scare himself, and most of all miserable he was alone and bullied.
But those days were over.

"Another bottle, this one exploded".

The end result was a big pile of ash. But perhaps he could even use that. Hazz felt weird to throw away products, even if they weren't the result he wanted. Even if it could screw up the next experiment.
Mimak, his one and only true pet and friend, just looked with adoration at how Hazz swept the ash aside, to perserve for a later experiment. The next bottles and vial he grabbed was just as random as the last.

While Hazz was a fully educated scientist, he always grabbed things on a hunch and good luck. Sometimes it exploded, sometimes he got result.
An empty shell, maybe that he could use. He threw it with the rest in the vial, and put it away, hoping it would do something in time.The next bottle.

The herd of minions had gotten bigger, and while most were throwing a tantrum, or tried to escape (Hazz was too lacked, and had the window open for any minion that wanted to escape).

Maybe the bottle with a Hippotu? Who used to be so cruel to bottle him anyway? While the pet was probably already dead, Hazz was a scientist and alchemist who just didn't care and knew how to bottle life anyway. Maybe his experiments would result in a mass breakout of zombie pets, or the created pets would bite and nible on the first person they met, but Hazz didn't knew anyone anyway, and had only bad experience with natural being anyway. Why would he care?

Next bottle. A bit of celestial combined with some dead juice wuld do the trick. A huge bang echoed through the room the next moment, and the bottle exploded. Did it fail again?
But no, the bottled Hippotu lay on the ground, shaking and covered in slime. While the pet was looking around in shock, Hazz grabbed a bit of slime for another experiment. Maybe it would do something.
When the pet saw Hazz, he looked first scared, then happy, as if he wanted to thank him. Then he noticed there was something odd about the Paralix, and the Hippotu felt like it would be dangerous to aknowledge this strange pet, so he took off with a bit of a run, still scared of what happened, but glad he got out.

Hazz just looked at the pet with a mingling of annoyance and sadness. Even when he just helped a pet, they ignored him. He didn't even got a thanks.
"Well, that was rude".
Mimak spoke, and growled angry. He wished he had reacted in time and bit the stupid pet before it had the change to take off. He turned to his owner, but Hazz was aready occupied with a Fission, one of his earlier creations that liked to nibble on his shoes. Maybe Mimak would sent one of these minions after the Hippotu, just for a good bite. Nothing too serious.

"Can you gimme another vial?".
The next experiment was ready to be made.

Pet Treasure


Corrosive Saliva Sample

Yellow Celestial Flask

Rotten Stale Ale

Beetle Juice

Wastie

Haunted Orange Juice

Volcanic Ash

Ocean Cologne

Pine Cologne

Meltoid

Pink Vial of Sand

Bottled Star

Broken Flask of Liquid Shadow

Monster Snot

Bottled Duckie

Haunted Melon Juice

Evil Booger Plushie

Poison Apothecary Bottle

Red Celestial Flask

Bottled Moon

Blue Celestial Flask

Toy Chibi Graveyard Potion

Bottled Fake Gold

Bottled Cream Quill

Clear Glass Square Bottle

Haunted Mystery Juice

Purple Celestial Flask

Empty Vial

Blue Vial of Sand

Triple Neck Klein Bottle

Gourd Witch Midnight Liquid

Gourd Witch Midnight Liquid

Haunted Raspberry Juice

Toxic Apothecary Bottle

Preserved Skull in a Jar

Cherry Flavored Poison

Lemon Bubbling Vial

Lemon Lime Flavored Poison

Orange Flavored Poison

Blue Raspberry Flavored Poison

Empty Corked Glass Bottle

Eye of Newt

Clear Glass Handled Flask

Toxic Apothecary Bottle

Natural Acid

Ruffie Bottled Breath

Eau De Cosmic

Chemicals

Purple Celestial Flask

Fusion

Bottled Skele-Bits

Pine Scented Jar of Bath Salts

Korda

Acid Apothecary Bottle

Eye of Newt

Haunted Lemon-Lime Juice

Tinsel Blob Monster

Skull Punch

Collectible Spider Glass

Nautilus

Eclipse Plushie

Necrotic Throwing Vial

Mercurial Throwing Vial

Blue Vial of Sand

Ruined Glass Beaker

Strange Glowing Vial

Poison Apothecary Bottle

Acidic Throwing Vial

Preserved Snake in a Jar

Preserved Spider in a Jar

Purple Liquid-Filled Glass Beaker

Vial of Dark Water

Lavender Scented Jar of Bath Salts

Pile of Ashes

Cruuze

Vengeful Undead Kitty

Poison Apothecary Bottle

Pile of Coal

Fission

Fossil

Mystical Pumpkin Powder

Flaming Coal

Muunpumkin

Leafoid

Frezfaw

Freaky Footrest

Flack

Bloodred Pet Rock

Serpent Skin

Bear Claw

Garkle

Necrotic Throwing Vial

Natural Acid

Blob

Empty Vial

Poison Apothecary Bottle

Acidic Throwing Vial

Pile of Ashes

Ruined Glass Beaker

Empty Vial

Lavender Scented Jar of Bath Salts

Amber

Poison Apothecary Bottle

Mummified Offering

Clear Glass Vial

Shadow Dust

Rose Scented Jar of Bath Salts

Necrotic Throwing Vial

Destabilizing Throwing Vial

Ebil Dust Bunny

Empty Vial

Orange Liquid-Filled Glass Beaker

Homegrown Peka Glade Vanilla

Paper

Pile of Ashes

Empty Vial

Poison Apothecary Bottle

Preserved Eyeball in a Jar

Bulbous Vial

Leafoid

Clear Glass Vial

Red Liquid-Filled Glass Beaker

Haunted Mystery Juice

Dark Moonrock

Shadow Dust

Blue Vial of Sand

Cruuze

Clear Glass Handled Flask

Bottled Charlie

Haunted Grape Juice

Bloodred Charlie Plushie

Clear Glass Square Bottle

Helpless Bottled Hipottu

Haunted Raspberry Juice

Purple Celestial Flask

Common Hipottu Plushie

Clear Glass Handled Flask

Necrotic Throwing Vial

Mutagenic Throwing Vial

Elemental Reversal Concoction

Empty Flask

Necrotic Throwing Vial

Necrotic Throwing Vial

Corrosive Saliva Sample

Clear Glass Vial

Quicksilver

Acidic Throwing Vial

Acidic Throwing Vial

Fission

Empty Vial

Necrotic Throwing Vial

Mutagenic Throwing Vial

Destabilizing Throwing Vial

Brimstone

Dark Dust

Empty Vial

Mutagenic Throwing Vial

Mutagenic Throwing Vial

Essence of Toxic Love

Empty Vial

Acid Apothecary Bottle

Green Liquid-Filled Glass Beaker

Doves Blood

Coal

Broken Bottle

Harehees

Bottled Vacuum

Mutagenic Throwing Vial

Bottled Voodoo Doll

Acid Apothecary Bottle

Empty Glass Beaker

Empty Flask

Coal

Blue Liquid-Filled Glass Beaker

Acid Apothecary Bottle

Clear Glass Handled Flask

Mercurial Throwing Vial

Destabilizing Throwing Vial

Collectible Spider Glass

Burnt Sooty Ash Pile

Filled Glass Vase

Pet Friends