Nostalgic Velosotor
A murder of crows appears on the map.
Chrom
Wh-what's that? A storm of...crows? Gods, it's upon us!
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CAW! CAW! Are you folks lost? Or perhaps a lost CAWs? Heh ha!
Chrom
Who's there?! Show yourself! Gods' breath, I can't see anything through all these damned birds! Shoo! Scat! Away with you!
The crows scatter, revealing a young man.
Henry
What's wrong? CAW-strophobic? Nya ha ha! Oh, I slay me!
Chrom
Not if these Risen do it first! This is no time for japes! Hide yourself, boy!
Henry
You know, I thought you were all right... Turns out you're all FRIGHT! Nya ha ha! I'd wish you good luck killing these monsters, buuuuuut... They're ALREADY DEAD!
Chrom
We are well aware!
Henry
The ravens wanted me to give you a message. "Caaw... C-caw-caw." Roughly translated, it means... Hmm, now what was the human word for that again? ...Traipse? ...Tripe? Oh, TRAPPED! Right! ...They say you're trapped.
Chrom
We know, damn it! Gods... Where did they all come from?
Henry
Well, see, when a mommy zombie and a daddy zombie love each other very much... Nya ha ha!
Chrom
Perhaps I should save the Risen the trouble and silence you myself.
Henry
Hey, wait! I want to join your CAWs—I mean, I can help you! I know magic! What do you say... Birds of a feather and all that?
Chrom
Those robes... A Plegian dark mage? ...Why would you help us?
Henry
Oh, don't let all the joking around fool ya—I've got kind of a thing for killing. Most funny people do, you know. The two things must be linked somehow. Ever talk to a jester when he's off duty? Those guys are some sick dastards!
Henry
Oh! The ravens also said to keep an eye on those fortresses. If you're nearby when more monsters emerge, it could CAWs quite a stir!
Battle start.
Henry is a character from Fire Emblem: Awakening. Game Script from Serenes Forest. Italic narration edits by 
Vaixation. Profile, background art, and coding by Vaixation. Cipher Card Artwork, Crow Silhouette Stock
