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Rant has a minion!
Saltmaster General the Salty
Saltmaster General the Salty
Rant
Legacy Name: Rant
The Custom Dusk Ontra
Owner: meowth
Age: 8 years, 7 months, 4 weeks
Born: July 30th, 2015
Adopted: 8 years, 7 months, 4 weeks ago
Adopted: July 30th, 2015
Statistics
- Level: 13
- Strength: 33
- Defense: 27
- Speed: 27
- Health: 27
- HP: 10/27
- Intelligence: 0
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable *** off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you ******* idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ****ing dead, kiddo.
Pet Treasure
Bottle of Vetan Smoked Salt
Burgundy Overgrown Angry Red Rreign Beanbag
Angry Carrot Red Rreign Sticker
Tan Overgrown Angry Red Rreign Beanbag
Orange Overgrown Angry Red Rreign Beanbag
Angry Acorn Red Rreign Plushie
Bottle of Black Salt
Too Much Salt
Bottle of Shengui Guo Green Salt
Bottle of Omen Red Salt
Bottle of Ikumoradeekanox Blue Salt
Bottle of Light Gray Sea Salt
Bottle of Pink Salt
Bottle of Kosher Salt
Salt
Salted Chips
Rose Salt Lamp
Peach Salt Lamp
Blue Salt Lamp
Purple Rock Salt and Pepper Shaker
Gray Rock Salt and Pepper Shaker
Blue Rock Salt and Pepper Shaker
Lavender Scented Jar of Bath Salts
Cinnamon Scented Jar of Bath Salts
Blueberry Scented Jar of Bath Salts
Artisanal Salted Toffee
Sea Salt