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Rant has a minion!

Saltmaster General the Salty




Rant
Legacy Name: Rant


The Custom Dusk Ontra
Owner: meowth

Age: 8 years, 7 months, 4 weeks

Born: July 30th, 2015

Adopted: 8 years, 7 months, 4 weeks ago

Adopted: July 30th, 2015

Statistics


  • Level: 13
     
  • Strength: 33
     
  • Defense: 27
     
  • Speed: 27
     
  • Health: 27
     
  • HP: 10/27
     
  • Intelligence: 0
     
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed


What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable *** off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you ******* idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ****ing dead, kiddo.

Pet Treasure


Bottle of Vetan Smoked Salt

Burgundy Overgrown Angry Red Rreign Beanbag

Angry Carrot Red Rreign Sticker

Tan Overgrown Angry Red Rreign Beanbag

Orange Overgrown Angry Red Rreign Beanbag

Angry Acorn Red Rreign Plushie

Bottle of Black Salt

Too Much Salt

Bottle of Shengui Guo Green Salt

Bottle of Omen Red Salt

Bottle of Ikumoradeekanox Blue Salt

Bottle of Light Gray Sea Salt

Bottle of Pink Salt

Bottle of Kosher Salt

Salt

Salted Chips

Rose Salt Lamp

Peach Salt Lamp

Blue Salt Lamp

Purple Rock Salt and Pepper Shaker

Gray Rock Salt and Pepper Shaker

Blue Rock Salt and Pepper Shaker

Lavender Scented Jar of Bath Salts

Cinnamon Scented Jar of Bath Salts

Blueberry Scented Jar of Bath Salts

Artisanal Salted Toffee

Sea Salt

Pet Friends