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Trubble has a minion!

Mustache the Pigmato

Trubble
Legacy Name: Trubble

The

Scribble Wyllop
Owner:

Acclivius

Age: 8 years, 7 months, 2 days

Born: September 29th, 2015

Adopted: 6 years, 7 months, 4 weeks ago

Adopted: September 3rd, 2017

Statistics

Level: 25
Strength: 63
Defense: 62
Speed: 60
Health: 62
HP: 47/62
Intelligence: 50
Books Read: 50
Food Eaten: 1
Job: Stock Worker

Exerpts from Trubble's Best Selling Book: "How to Raise Your Tomatoes"

"Tomatoes make a great addition to any salad, but have you ever thought about growing your own? It's always a good idea to raise your own foods, but before you jump in, make sure you understand the fundementals of tomato farming."

"Some people think it's dangerous to eat a tomato. I once ate a tomato, and now I embody all of the deities that exist in the universe. It's a really nice feeling."

"You can tell your tomatoes are ripe when they grow a small handlebar mustache. When this happens, you should feel the tomato's arm muscles and say 'Wow, these are really neat". If the tomato responds by singing you the theme of its favorite anime, it's ready."

"Preparing your tomato for consumption is extremely important. First, you need to befriend your tomato. The tomato is a cousin to the weasel family. Therefore, it has a constant affinity for the ocean. Send your tomato floating through the river in a whicker basket. An acapella singer will rise from the waves and bless it, then turn into an eagle and drop it back onto your front porch."

"Size matters with tomatoes. Make sure that you stand on a metal ladder for the entire time you bake your tomato. This will ensure that your fruit will be terrified of head injuries, and that it will yell "should I call an ambulance?" over and over again until it realizes that reality is all just an illusion."

"Now you're done using your tomato. Get ready for a life of responsibility. Your tomato will now stay on the couch watching soap operas and organizing its teeth for later. Never touch these teeth under any circumstances, otherwise your friends will betray you and kidnap toads from your yard to use in their demonic sacrifices."