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Biden
Legacy Name: Biden

The

Spectrum Velosotor
Owner:

Biden

Age: 8 years, 7 months, 2 days

Born: October 1st, 2015

Adopted: 8 years, 7 months, 2 days ago

Adopted: October 1st, 2015

Statistics

Level: 20
Strength: 11
Defense: 10
Speed: 17
Health: 23
HP: 23/23
Intelligence: 2
Books Read: 2
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Unemployed

'Diamond' Joe Biden.
47th Vice President of the United States of America, former Senator from the State of Delaware, founder of the Biden Foundation, Presidential Medal of Honor recipient, friend to Amtrak, slayer of poon and owner of a sweet Trans Am.
I spent 8 years partying my ass off in the U.S. Naval Observatory. Now this Pence asshole shows up and says he's gonna take away birth control, mary jane, porn, and everything else that makes America the greatest damn country on Earth? What a joke, man.