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Moron has a minion!
Moron v2 the Wrenchett
Moron v2 the Wrenchett
Moron
Legacy Name: Moron
The Nostalgic Manchu
Owner: Destiny
Age: 16 years, 10 months, 3 weeks
Born: May 7th, 2007
Adopted: 11 years, 8 months, 1 day ago
Adopted: July 26th, 2012
Statistics
- Level: 19
- Strength: 48
- Defense: 48
- Speed: 46
- Health: 48
- HP: 48/48
- Intelligence: 0
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
I Want to Be a Real Simian!
Oddities and rare trinkets can oft be found in the old curio shoppes in the Sacred Lands. One day, the proprietor of a travelling show was searching for his next big act. He had been searching for months, only to come up empty handed and broke. Somewhere past Spells Galore, he was beckoned into a dark alleyway. The shadowy figure was old and bent. The proprietor could see that he was paler than most that dwelt here, which suggested that he had lived his whole life in dark places. I once was as young and strong as you are now. Allow me to give you the gift of true power,the old man coughed and wheezed. Then he pulled a tattered toy from his robes. The proprietor looked in disgust at the broken doll. It was the creepiest monkey he had ever seen. Not wanting to insult the old man, he took it and quickly left the alley.
When he returned to his trailer, he tossed the antique on the counter and went about his day. Later that night he decided to take a closer look at the piece to see if he could figure out the old man's riddle. He returned to the room where he had placed the toy ... it wasn't there. He searched the whole house to no avail. Finally when he had given up, he saw it sitting outside next to the horses. That was odd since all of his workers were still in town on break and his wife had been with him. He shook off the thought and went to grab it. The monkey swirled its wooden head and smiled at the proprietor. The man fell back in surprised and stared at the doll. It rose from the ground and walked closer to its frightened owner and slowly extended a small paw. Unsure, the proprietor slowly reached for the dirty fingers. They shook to an unspoken contact. What that contract was, only Moron, the living monkey doll, knew for sure. But he has been delightfully scaring the customers of that travelling show ever since.
And in case you are wondering, Moron v2 isn't really a minion in the way one would think. He is actually a stand in for when Moron disappears. Unlike the real thing, this little metal minion is truly a steamwork creation that the proprietor had made after the first time he lost the sneaky primate. No one knows where he goes, but they aren't sure that they want to know either. They are the same size, so the machine can wear any outfit that Moron can.
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When he returned to his trailer, he tossed the antique on the counter and went about his day. Later that night he decided to take a closer look at the piece to see if he could figure out the old man's riddle. He returned to the room where he had placed the toy ... it wasn't there. He searched the whole house to no avail. Finally when he had given up, he saw it sitting outside next to the horses. That was odd since all of his workers were still in town on break and his wife had been with him. He shook off the thought and went to grab it. The monkey swirled its wooden head and smiled at the proprietor. The man fell back in surprised and stared at the doll. It rose from the ground and walked closer to its frightened owner and slowly extended a small paw. Unsure, the proprietor slowly reached for the dirty fingers. They shook to an unspoken contact. What that contract was, only Moron, the living monkey doll, knew for sure. But he has been delightfully scaring the customers of that travelling show ever since.
And in case you are wondering, Moron v2 isn't really a minion in the way one would think. He is actually a stand in for when Moron disappears. Unlike the real thing, this little metal minion is truly a steamwork creation that the proprietor had made after the first time he lost the sneaky primate. No one knows where he goes, but they aren't sure that they want to know either. They are the same size, so the machine can wear any outfit that Moron can.
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Moron's Hoard of Oddities
Pet Treasure
Creepy Nutcracker Face
Ghostly In The Box
Voodoo Plushie
Demonic Blob
Dark Thing in a Box
Village Idiot Plushie
Skull Rattle Drum
Dillema Corrupted Soul
Black Escaped Aura
Dirty Napkin Ghost Decoration
Blistered Hearts Zombie Plushie
Excessively Horrifying Spider
13th Cat
Albinny
Zosi Plushie
Yetomiwa
Zombie Demon
Wibblenibble
Worried Zombie Candle
Undead Chattering Teeth
Vampiric Pumpkin Candy
Vintage Donadak Plushie Fair Prize
Tiny Morostide Bat Plushie
Tiny Morostide Werewolf Plushie
Torso Lamp Prop
Traumatized Face Carved Pumpkin
Twitching Skeleton Prop
Ugly Stick
Tacky Delphi Souvenir Doll
Tangle of Eyes
Tatikati
Teethling
Strange Animal Figurine
Spider Webbed Chalice
Spiked Trilobite
Spyte
Squid Monster
Snow Beast
Single Gold Rubber Cyclopean Eye
Single Khaki Rubber Cyclopean Eye
Single Turquoise Rubber Cyclopean Eye
Single Violet Rubber Cyclopean Eye
Skull Flavored Gummy Skull
Skeleton Flopit Figurine
Skelly Quill
Slisythe
Serpent Skin
Severed Goat Head
Silver Monster Hand Chalice
Sacred Jewel Perfume
Saheric Spirit Perfume
Saherimos Honey
Saheric Maze Teleportation Device
Red Skull Votive Candle
Sad Skull Bead
Plas-Tek Giant Hacksaw
Plas-Tek Morostide Boney Poleaxe
Plas-Tek Morostide Chained Blade
Plas-Tek Winged Spine Morostide Kris
Plas-Tek Winged Toothed Sickle Blade
Pale Cologne
Partysaurus
Pet Matryoshka Dolls
Passive Aggressive Face Pumpkin Plushie
Pastry Box
Pet NPC Matryoshka Dolls
Phyra
Ornate Teacup
Oversized Soft Vinyl Experiment 3485 Toy
Oversized Soft Vinyl Experiment 7463 Toy
NPC Matryoshka Dolls
Mister Googly Eyes Cardboard Poisson Davril
Oowel
Old Arrow Head
Octello
Morostide Cape of Grim Tidings
Mostly Restored Antique Vase
Mutated Fish
Mysterious Truth Telling Device
Mystery Blob
Nanar
Nauseous Cologne
Massacre Rag Doll
Matter Imp
Miniature Ferris Wheel
Medallion of Warding
Minion Matryoshka Dolls
Missus Sugar Skull
Mobile Winter Warmth Canister
Mister Sugar Skull
Lucky Kumos Foot
Lumpy Fish
Magic 8 Ball
Lime of Doom
Living Dirt Devil
Lingering Scrap
Loose Rictus Teeth
Light Arrowhead
Lobsterphone
Lockwell Trinket Box
Jar Of Zombie Drool
How To Eat A Banana...And Other Tricky Fruits
Killbot
Jelly Jam
Jug of Olive Oil
Jewel Encrusted Goblet
Lasirus Bionic Arm
Hydrus Horn
Ice Encased Narcissus
Infected Subeta
Intricately Carved Artifact
Iron Clockwork Grenade
Iron Terrier
Jack-O-Rachnid
Heavy Hand Held Firework Launching Tube
Haunted Tree Prop
Heavy Duty Theatrical Concealer
Hex Remover
Heavy Cog Bookend
Hummer
Jackal Lantern
Jade Bead
Haunted Mirror Prop
Gabriel Plushie
Grinning Blob Doll
Green Striped Spoon Gourd
Golden Cat Contact Lens
Gris Gris Bag
Golden Monster Hand Chalice
Gold Rose Trinket
Gear Wedding Ring
Grave Reminder
Ghostly Voodoo Plushie
Gelablob
Gift Gremlin
Flawed Blue Candy Tear
Flawed Purple Candy Tear
Glazed Tile
Gloomy Curled Tree Topper
Gear Shuriken
Foul Green Morostide Toothed Candy Bowl
Freako
Fruit of Deception
Fish Heads
Grufumbie
Handy Skull Crusher
Green Striped Pear Gourd
Flawed White Candy Tear
Gryphon Heart
Hairy Horror
Floppy Bat
Green Floral Brank
Happy Bendy Banana Toy
Green Broken Bottle
Green Grumpkin Figurine
Fossil
Gold Clockwork Grenade
Gnarly Broom
Floral Dark Blue Vial of Cologne
Fishliver Oil
Graveyard Snow Globe
Flexible Vertabrae Axe
Flat Striped Gourd
Floral Rose Vial of Cologne
Rivenghe Egg
Jar of Fairy Dust
Elegant Ring Box
Empty Arm Basket
Empty Beer Bottle
Empty Glass Beaker
Empty Glass Flask
Empty Rounded Flask
Eyesore Cardboard Mask
Dirty Perfume Bottle
Docile Rictus
Djinn Miniature
Fake Amulet of Neutrality
Egg Gourd
Ebil Malticorn Toy
Ebilness Squirrel
Festive Curled Tree Topper
Empty Vial
Enchanted SCOPS Owl Feather
Ebil Bear
Faceworm Cardboard Mask
Eau de Pumpkin
Ebil Site Monkey
Divination Orb
Ebilest Blob Doll
Dragon Of The Sky Perfume
Ebil Dust Bunny
Evil Goop
Diving Vole Plushie
Ebil Clown Doll Plushie
Eyeball Rattle Drum
Dust
Expired Coffee Beans
Fake Dark Staff of Chaos
Enchanted Rose
El Wood
Dark Thing in a Box
Dinghy in a Bottle
Death Dice
Crypt Dust
Dirty BellKitty Phone Charm
Clear Glass Square Bottle
Cursed Voodoo Coffin
Clotted Tan Cologne
Dark Goddess Amulet
Cuddly Iron Maiden Plushie
Dehydrated Claw
Crystal Ball of Fate
Copper Gyroscope
Clotted Purple Cologne
Cupids Impaled Heart
Demented Arid Torrey Plushie
Cherry Gummy Heart
Dark Witchboard
Cuddly Knee Splitter Plushie
Clockwork Bomber
Cursed Goblet
Copper
Dead Flesh Fisher
Creature Rag Doll
Clockwork Robo-Blob Kitty
Chibi Harvester Bouncy Ball
Crazy Skull Bead
Citrus Imp
Clotted Green Cologne
Delphi Carnival Playset
Chewing Eyeballs Carved Pumpkin
Delicious Femur
Dark Water Potion
Crumpled Bee Mine Sticker
Cuddly Thumbscrew Plushie
Dark Baby Ghost
Compressed Sand Stone
Dead Person
Crystal Sheeta Orb
Dented Circlet
Chubby Morostide Mummy Plushie
Devilish Egg
Cerberus
Cerberus Bait
Canopic Jar of Heart
Cannibal Pumpkin
Candy Vampire Pumpkin Plushie
Broken Ornamented Mirror
Bronze Clockwork Grenade
Bronze Quill
Broken Sacred Lands Pot
Brown Clingy Monkey
Brown Broken Bottle
Bronze Monster Hand Chalice
Bombtula
Bone Handled Skinning Knife
Boneyard Photo
Bone Necklace
Brass Gyroscope
Boobitis Cardboard Mask
Boot with Foot Inside
Box of Untold Secrets
Book of All Hallows Eve
Brain Rot Cardboard Mask
Bottled Fire
Broken Beaded Bunny Keychain
Brass New Year Lantern
Brain Matter
Brass Clockwork Grenade
Broken Heart Tales
Brass Whelpling
Blue Possessed Teddy Plushie
Blue Teapot
Blat
Blue Broken Bottle
Bloody Booger Candy Dispenser
Blind Flesher
Blue Jellied Eyeball
Blue Grumpkin Figurine
Bloodbear
Broken Jug
Bitabook
Black Cat Tar Cannon
Black Skull Votive Candle
Blackmoons Legion Banner
Black and White Candy Scythe
Black Broken Bottle
Bad Candy
Banshee Tongue
Batwing
Bebefrinkles
Belial Plushie
Beryl
Bicolor Spoon Gourd
Anglerfish
Angry Skull Bead
Antique Spinning Top
Bicolor Pear Gourd
Aqua Esther
Attack of the Killer Felis
Ancient Saherimos Text
Autumn Nesting Dolls
Bile Colored Cologne
Antlephore Pelvis
Yellow Broken Bottle
Z Coalition Poster
Wobbleboard
White Skull Votive Candle
Friendly Plushie
Deranged Monster
Zombie Chess Set
Creepy Creature Mask
Tan Creepy Hand Beanbag
Voodoo Beanbag
Endeavor Gauntlets
Lost Man
Normal Brown Wig
Broken Heart Mask
Abused Banana
Spacetime Fez
Chirpyston
Bunny Beast
Sprodey
Pengipot
Pigit
Thing in a Jar
Unnervingly Cheery Skull
Vampyric Blood Drop Pendant
Creepy Naked Doll
Hovering Misfortunat
Spooky Candy Dispenser
Clone Rag Doll
Brown Evil Plotting Monkey Plushie
Red Evil Plotting Monkey Plushie
Green Evil Plotting Monkey Plushie
Coalbra
Blue Evil Plotting Monkey Plushie
Poison Apothecary Bottle
Girly Zombie Plushie
Gothique
Thing in a Jar
Death Charm
Deranged Monster
Ghost Ship Terrarium
Aljex Plushie
Dark Creepy Thing
Bendy Eyeball Stand
Tarred Hemp Monkeys Fist Knot
Subeta Cola Fairy Attitude Adjuster
Decanter of Mysterious Sludge
Scarab of Scholars
Screamer Rag Doll
Super Secret Blob Helper
Bairin Lone Matchstick
Discarded Rusty Forceps
Novelty Skull Straw Cup
Unsettlingly Jubilant Monkey Cymbalist
Unsettlingly Jazzy Monkey Cymbalist
Unsettlingly Jinxed Monkey Cymbalist