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Moron has a minion!

Moron v2 the Wrenchett




Moron
Legacy Name: Moron


The Nostalgic Manchu
Owner: Destiny

Age: 16 years, 10 months, 3 weeks

Born: May 7th, 2007

Adopted: 11 years, 8 months, 1 day ago

Adopted: July 26th, 2012


Pet Spotlight Winner
October 22nd, 2012

Statistics


  • Level: 19
     
  • Strength: 48
     
  • Defense: 48
     
  • Speed: 46
     
  • Health: 48
     
  • HP: 48/48
     
  • Intelligence: 0
     
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed


I Want to Be a Real Simian!

Oddities and rare trinkets can oft be found in the old curio shoppes in the Sacred Lands. One day, the proprietor of a travelling show was searching for his next big act. He had been searching for months, only to come up empty handed and broke. Somewhere past Spells Galore, he was beckoned into a dark alleyway. The shadowy figure was old and bent. The proprietor could see that he was paler than most that dwelt here, which suggested that he had lived his whole life in dark places. I once was as young and strong as you are now. Allow me to give you the gift of true power,the old man coughed and wheezed. Then he pulled a tattered toy from his robes. The proprietor looked in disgust at the broken doll. It was the creepiest monkey he had ever seen. Not wanting to insult the old man, he took it and quickly left the alley.

When he returned to his trailer, he tossed the antique on the counter and went about his day. Later that night he decided to take a closer look at the piece to see if he could figure out the old man's riddle. He returned to the room where he had placed the toy ... it wasn't there. He searched the whole house to no avail. Finally when he had given up, he saw it sitting outside next to the horses. That was odd since all of his workers were still in town on break and his wife had been with him. He shook off the thought and went to grab it. The monkey swirled its wooden head and smiled at the proprietor. The man fell back in surprised and stared at the doll. It rose from the ground and walked closer to its frightened owner and slowly extended a small paw. Unsure, the proprietor slowly reached for the dirty fingers. They shook to an unspoken contact. What that contract was, only Moron, the living monkey doll, knew for sure. But he has been delightfully scaring the customers of that travelling show ever since.

And in case you are wondering, Moron v2 isn't really a minion in the way one would think. He is actually a stand in for when Moron disappears. Unlike the real thing, this little metal minion is truly a steamwork creation that the proprietor had made after the first time he lost the sneaky primate. No one knows where he goes, but they aren't sure that they want to know either. They are the same size, so the machine can wear any outfit that Moron can.



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Moron's Hoard of Oddities

Pet Treasure


Creepy Nutcracker Face

Ghostly In The Box

Voodoo Plushie

Demonic Blob

Dark Thing in a Box

Village Idiot Plushie

Skull Rattle Drum

Dillema Corrupted Soul

Black Escaped Aura

Dirty Napkin Ghost Decoration

Blistered Hearts Zombie Plushie

Excessively Horrifying Spider

13th Cat

Albinny

Zosi Plushie

Yetomiwa

Zombie Demon

Wibblenibble

Worried Zombie Candle

Undead Chattering Teeth

Vampiric Pumpkin Candy

Vintage Donadak Plushie Fair Prize

Tiny Morostide Bat Plushie

Tiny Morostide Werewolf Plushie

Torso Lamp Prop

Traumatized Face Carved Pumpkin

Twitching Skeleton Prop

Ugly Stick

Tacky Delphi Souvenir Doll

Tangle of Eyes

Tatikati

Teethling

Strange Animal Figurine

Spider Webbed Chalice

Spiked Trilobite

Spyte

Squid Monster

Snow Beast

Single Gold Rubber Cyclopean Eye

Single Khaki Rubber Cyclopean Eye

Single Turquoise Rubber Cyclopean Eye

Single Violet Rubber Cyclopean Eye

Skull Flavored Gummy Skull

Skeleton Flopit Figurine

Skelly Quill

Slisythe

Serpent Skin

Severed Goat Head

Silver Monster Hand Chalice

Sacred Jewel Perfume

Saheric Spirit Perfume

Saherimos Honey

Saheric Maze Teleportation Device

Red Skull Votive Candle

Sad Skull Bead

Plas-Tek Giant Hacksaw

Plas-Tek Morostide Boney Poleaxe

Plas-Tek Morostide Chained Blade

Plas-Tek Winged Spine Morostide Kris

Plas-Tek Winged Toothed Sickle Blade

Pale Cologne

Partysaurus

Pet Matryoshka Dolls

Passive Aggressive Face Pumpkin Plushie

Pastry Box

Pet NPC Matryoshka Dolls

Phyra

Ornate Teacup

Oversized Soft Vinyl Experiment 3485 Toy

Oversized Soft Vinyl Experiment 7463 Toy

NPC Matryoshka Dolls

Mister Googly Eyes Cardboard Poisson Davril

Oowel

Old Arrow Head

Octello

Morostide Cape of Grim Tidings

Mostly Restored Antique Vase

Mutated Fish

Mysterious Truth Telling Device

Mystery Blob

Nanar

Nauseous Cologne

Massacre Rag Doll

Matter Imp

Miniature Ferris Wheel

Medallion of Warding

Minion Matryoshka Dolls

Missus Sugar Skull

Mobile Winter Warmth Canister

Mister Sugar Skull

Lucky Kumos Foot

Lumpy Fish

Magic 8 Ball

Lime of Doom

Living Dirt Devil

Lingering Scrap

Loose Rictus Teeth

Light Arrowhead

Lobsterphone

Lockwell Trinket Box

Jar Of Zombie Drool

How To Eat A Banana...And Other Tricky Fruits

Killbot

Jelly Jam

Jug of Olive Oil

Jewel Encrusted Goblet

Lasirus Bionic Arm

Hydrus Horn

Ice Encased Narcissus

Infected Subeta

Intricately Carved Artifact

Iron Clockwork Grenade

Iron Terrier

Jack-O-Rachnid

Heavy Hand Held Firework Launching Tube

Haunted Tree Prop

Heavy Duty Theatrical Concealer

Hex Remover

Heavy Cog Bookend

Hummer

Jackal Lantern

Jade Bead

Haunted Mirror Prop

Gabriel Plushie

Grinning Blob Doll

Green Striped Spoon Gourd

Golden Cat Contact Lens

Gris Gris Bag

Golden Monster Hand Chalice

Gold Rose Trinket

Gear Wedding Ring

Grave Reminder

Ghostly Voodoo Plushie

Gelablob

Gift Gremlin

Flawed Blue Candy Tear

Flawed Purple Candy Tear

Glazed Tile

Gloomy Curled Tree Topper

Gear Shuriken

Foul Green Morostide Toothed Candy Bowl

Freako

Fruit of Deception

Fish Heads

Grufumbie

Handy Skull Crusher

Green Striped Pear Gourd

Flawed White Candy Tear

Gryphon Heart

Hairy Horror

Floppy Bat

Green Floral Brank

Happy Bendy Banana Toy

Green Broken Bottle

Green Grumpkin Figurine

Fossil

Gold Clockwork Grenade

Gnarly Broom

Floral Dark Blue Vial of Cologne

Fishliver Oil

Graveyard Snow Globe

Flexible Vertabrae Axe

Flat Striped Gourd

Floral Rose Vial of Cologne

Rivenghe Egg

Jar of Fairy Dust

Elegant Ring Box

Empty Arm Basket

Empty Beer Bottle

Empty Glass Beaker

Empty Glass Flask

Empty Rounded Flask

Eyesore Cardboard Mask

Dirty Perfume Bottle

Docile Rictus

Djinn Miniature

Fake Amulet of Neutrality

Egg Gourd

Ebil Malticorn Toy

Ebilness Squirrel

Festive Curled Tree Topper

Empty Vial

Enchanted SCOPS Owl Feather

Ebil Bear

Faceworm Cardboard Mask

Eau de Pumpkin

Ebil Site Monkey

Divination Orb

Ebilest Blob Doll

Dragon Of The Sky Perfume

Ebil Dust Bunny

Evil Goop

Diving Vole Plushie

Ebil Clown Doll Plushie

Eyeball Rattle Drum

Dust

Expired Coffee Beans

Fake Dark Staff of Chaos

Enchanted Rose

El Wood

Dark Thing in a Box

Dinghy in a Bottle

Death Dice

Crypt Dust

Dirty BellKitty Phone Charm

Clear Glass Square Bottle

Cursed Voodoo Coffin

Clotted Tan Cologne

Dark Goddess Amulet

Cuddly Iron Maiden Plushie

Dehydrated Claw

Crystal Ball of Fate

Copper Gyroscope

Clotted Purple Cologne

Cupids Impaled Heart

Demented Arid Torrey Plushie

Cherry Gummy Heart

Dark Witchboard

Cuddly Knee Splitter Plushie

Clockwork Bomber

Cursed Goblet

Copper

Dead Flesh Fisher

Creature Rag Doll

Clockwork Robo-Blob Kitty

Chibi Harvester Bouncy Ball

Crazy Skull Bead

Citrus Imp

Clotted Green Cologne

Delphi Carnival Playset

Chewing Eyeballs Carved Pumpkin

Delicious Femur

Dark Water Potion

Crumpled Bee Mine Sticker

Cuddly Thumbscrew Plushie

Dark Baby Ghost

Compressed Sand Stone

Dead Person

Crystal Sheeta Orb

Dented Circlet

Chubby Morostide Mummy Plushie

Devilish Egg

Cerberus

Cerberus Bait

Canopic Jar of Heart

Cannibal Pumpkin

Candy Vampire Pumpkin Plushie

Broken Ornamented Mirror

Bronze Clockwork Grenade

Bronze Quill

Broken Sacred Lands Pot

Brown Clingy Monkey

Brown Broken Bottle

Bronze Monster Hand Chalice

Bombtula

Bone Handled Skinning Knife

Boneyard Photo

Bone Necklace

Brass Gyroscope

Boobitis Cardboard Mask

Boot with Foot Inside

Box of Untold Secrets

Book of All Hallows Eve

Brain Rot Cardboard Mask

Bottled Fire

Broken Beaded Bunny Keychain

Brass New Year Lantern

Brain Matter

Brass Clockwork Grenade

Broken Heart Tales

Brass Whelpling

Blue Possessed Teddy Plushie

Blue Teapot

Blat

Blue Broken Bottle

Bloody Booger Candy Dispenser

Blind Flesher

Blue Jellied Eyeball

Blue Grumpkin Figurine

Bloodbear

Broken Jug

Bitabook

Black Cat Tar Cannon

Black Skull Votive Candle

Blackmoons Legion Banner

Black and White Candy Scythe

Black Broken Bottle

Bad Candy

Banshee Tongue

Batwing

Bebefrinkles

Belial Plushie

Beryl

Bicolor Spoon Gourd

Anglerfish

Angry Skull Bead

Antique Spinning Top

Bicolor Pear Gourd

Aqua Esther

Attack of the Killer Felis

Ancient Saherimos Text

Autumn Nesting Dolls

Bile Colored Cologne

Antlephore Pelvis

Yellow Broken Bottle

Z Coalition Poster

Wobbleboard

White Skull Votive Candle

Friendly Plushie

Deranged Monster

Zombie Chess Set

Creepy Creature Mask

Tan Creepy Hand Beanbag

Voodoo Beanbag

Endeavor Gauntlets

Lost Man

Normal Brown Wig

Broken Heart Mask

Abused Banana

Spacetime Fez

Chirpyston

Bunny Beast

Sprodey

Pengipot

Pigit

Thing in a Jar

Unnervingly Cheery Skull

Vampyric Blood Drop Pendant

Creepy Naked Doll

Hovering Misfortunat

Spooky Candy Dispenser

Clone Rag Doll

Brown Evil Plotting Monkey Plushie

Red Evil Plotting Monkey Plushie

Green Evil Plotting Monkey Plushie

Coalbra

Blue Evil Plotting Monkey Plushie

Poison Apothecary Bottle

Girly Zombie Plushie

Gothique

Thing in a Jar

Death Charm

Deranged Monster

Ghost Ship Terrarium

Aljex Plushie

Dark Creepy Thing

Bendy Eyeball Stand

Tarred Hemp Monkeys Fist Knot

Subeta Cola Fairy Attitude Adjuster

Decanter of Mysterious Sludge

Scarab of Scholars

Screamer Rag Doll

Super Secret Blob Helper

Bairin Lone Matchstick

Discarded Rusty Forceps

Novelty Skull Straw Cup

Unsettlingly Jubilant Monkey Cymbalist

Unsettlingly Jazzy Monkey Cymbalist

Unsettlingly Jinxed Monkey Cymbalist

Pet Friends