Evil King Stanley
Legacy Name: Evil King Stanley

"BLOODFORTHEBLOODGODBYWHICHIMEANMEEEEE!!!"
From the muck and filth of the sewers of Darkside comes Evil King Stanley, a self-crowned king of abominations in form and to society, here to cause mayhem and chaos and untold amounts of bloodshed. Death is his constant guide and companion and he will never cease in his quest to bring its touch to all who dare live...

After he finishes this one Netflix binge. It's got like 159 episodes and 5 specials and he's gotta know who smooched on who! Oh, the murder-spree? Yeah sure, he'll get on that. Totally.

Stan's actual origins are unclear. He claims was originally a deranged alien beast called a Scryptic from the planet Morandia. But then the planet exploded and he dieded. He also claims that he was once a fine young Montre who reveled battle and bathing in the blood of his enemies. Until lo! A fated encounter with a monstrous Kumos, the dread Ratchet, struck him down and sent him into the abyss! THE ABYSS!!! But oh, he crawled and writhed and clawed his way back to the surface after many a moon and RETURNED! Returned to the surface with his new twisted and tainted visage to wreak a NEW campaign of destruction!!!

Stan is also a documented pathological liar.

(Ratchet claims what really happened is that Stan tried to jump him, but Stan tripped himself into an open manhole and refused to come out until no one could recognize him anymore.)

Over time, Stan has built and maintained plenty of other relationships to keep him occupied: Ratchet, who Stan seeks ineffective revenge on; Manchuko, former apprentice turned hated battle rival; Irikah Blackraven, a zombie that haunts Stan with spooky guilt poetry before and after every kill; and Dromaea, who tries to eat him on the regular.

When he isn't trying to bother other pets, Stan attempts to kill the living hell out of any battle opponents unlucky enough to cross his path. 'Attempts' since he just as often gets flattened by them. And when he gets flattened, he retreats to his lair to binge watch TV shows, eat ice cream, and cry in bed. Usually at the same time.

(Zapped into an Experiment #625 - June 1st, 2006)