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Washcloth the Crested Saheric Lizard
Washcloth the Crested Saheric Lizard
Towelie
Legacy Name: Towelie
The
Sweetheart BhakoruOwner:
Age: 16 years, 7 months, 2 weeks
Born: September 13th, 2007
Adopted: 9 years, 11 months, 3 weeks ago
Adopted: May 7th, 2014
Statistics
- Level: 606
- Strength: 1,517
- Defense: 1,515
- Speed: 1,511
- Health: 1,515
- HP: 1,514/1,515
- Intelligence: 739
- Books Read: 704
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Intelligence Analyst
Turned into a Bhakoru by 
Jovi at 12:46 PM EST on October 16, 2011
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Name: Towelie, a.k.a. "Steven McTowelie"
Birthday: May 8, 1980
Age: 17 (in towel years)
Species: Towel
Occupation: Former waiter at P.F. Chang's; former towel at Lake Tardicaca
Residence: Formerly South Park, CO
Spouse: Rebecca (ex-wife)
Children: Washcloth
Favorite Quotes:
"Don't forget to bring a towel!"
"You wanna get high?"
"I have no idea what's going on right now..."
"You're a towel!"
BACKGROUND
Towelie is a talking towel who was genetically engineered with a computer chip by the company Tynacorp so he could make people as dry as necessary depending on the situation. He is usually seen either appearing out of nowhere to give towel advice to the citizens of South Park - or anyone, for that matter - saying "Don't forget to bring a towel!" ...or, getting high.
Towelie is said to be seventeen in towel years, although how many actual years a "towel year" is worth is unknown.
After Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny saved Towelie from Tynacorp, Towelie got a job working as a waiter for P.F. Chang's. However, after coming to work high (and stirring a customer's Chang sauce for fifteen minutes straight), he was fired.
After proceeding to get high again, Towelie wrote and published his own memoir, "A Million Little Fibers". After his manuscript got rejected by publishers, however, because "people didn't want to read about a towel", Towelie edited the manuscript, replacing every mention of the word "towel" with "person". Posing as the human "Steven McTowelie", Towelie got "A Million Little Fibers" published, and the book became a huge success. He was even featured on Oprah, and "A Million Little Fibers" was selected to be officially part of the Oprah Book club.
Soon, however, Giraldo Rivera, an investigative reporter, revealed that Steven McTowelie was, in fact, a towel. After that, Oprah led a mob against Towelie, but during a resulting hostage situation, Towelie saved Oprah's fans and redeemed some of his reputation.
He also worked at Lake Tardicaca, and was warned for getting high fourteen times, before getting fired.
During a brief period in which Towelie managed to get clean of drugs, he entered in a loving relationship with a woman named Rebecca. Although they never married, soon after their relationship started, Rebecca (through unknown means) became pregnant and soon gave birth to Washcloth. Unlike Towelie, Washcloth does not appear to be as physically developed (he has no eyes, mouth, arms or legs), but he apparently is able to convey his feelings.
Unfortunately, soon after Washcloth's birth, Towelie's past addiction to weed gave birth to other addictions, including cocaine and meth. His addiction soon became so bad that Rebecca had no choice but to throw out Towelie, feeling that he would be a bad influence on their son.
Towelie would often call Rebecca while high, demanding that he be allowed to talk to Washcloth, each time with Rebecca refusing. When the South Park boys also reached their limits in regards to dealing with Towelie's drug problem, they set up an intervention for him. Butters managed to apparently convince Rebecca to allow him to take Washcloth (who was upset by Towelie getting high and abusive) to the intervention. Upon seeing his son for the first time in months, Towelie then promised that he would never leave or upset Washcloth again, and agreed to go into rehab.
Towelie has since then gotten clean and moved back in with Rebecca and Washcloth.
CREDITS
Pet Overlay byTilcara
Minion Overlay byLisa
Profile by
Sorcerer
Information by the South Park Wiki
Towelie is based off the character Towelie from the TV animated series "South Park", and is (c) to Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
Jovi at 12:46 PM EST on October 16, 2011------------------------
Name: Towelie, a.k.a. "Steven McTowelie"
Birthday: May 8, 1980
Age: 17 (in towel years)
Species: Towel
Occupation: Former waiter at P.F. Chang's; former towel at Lake Tardicaca
Residence: Formerly South Park, CO
Spouse: Rebecca (ex-wife)
Children: Washcloth
Favorite Quotes:
"Don't forget to bring a towel!"
"You wanna get high?"
"I have no idea what's going on right now..."
"You're a towel!"
BACKGROUND
Towelie is a talking towel who was genetically engineered with a computer chip by the company Tynacorp so he could make people as dry as necessary depending on the situation. He is usually seen either appearing out of nowhere to give towel advice to the citizens of South Park - or anyone, for that matter - saying "Don't forget to bring a towel!" ...or, getting high.
Towelie is said to be seventeen in towel years, although how many actual years a "towel year" is worth is unknown.
After Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny saved Towelie from Tynacorp, Towelie got a job working as a waiter for P.F. Chang's. However, after coming to work high (and stirring a customer's Chang sauce for fifteen minutes straight), he was fired.
After proceeding to get high again, Towelie wrote and published his own memoir, "A Million Little Fibers". After his manuscript got rejected by publishers, however, because "people didn't want to read about a towel", Towelie edited the manuscript, replacing every mention of the word "towel" with "person". Posing as the human "Steven McTowelie", Towelie got "A Million Little Fibers" published, and the book became a huge success. He was even featured on Oprah, and "A Million Little Fibers" was selected to be officially part of the Oprah Book club.
Soon, however, Giraldo Rivera, an investigative reporter, revealed that Steven McTowelie was, in fact, a towel. After that, Oprah led a mob against Towelie, but during a resulting hostage situation, Towelie saved Oprah's fans and redeemed some of his reputation.
He also worked at Lake Tardicaca, and was warned for getting high fourteen times, before getting fired.
During a brief period in which Towelie managed to get clean of drugs, he entered in a loving relationship with a woman named Rebecca. Although they never married, soon after their relationship started, Rebecca (through unknown means) became pregnant and soon gave birth to Washcloth. Unlike Towelie, Washcloth does not appear to be as physically developed (he has no eyes, mouth, arms or legs), but he apparently is able to convey his feelings.
Unfortunately, soon after Washcloth's birth, Towelie's past addiction to weed gave birth to other addictions, including cocaine and meth. His addiction soon became so bad that Rebecca had no choice but to throw out Towelie, feeling that he would be a bad influence on their son.
Towelie would often call Rebecca while high, demanding that he be allowed to talk to Washcloth, each time with Rebecca refusing. When the South Park boys also reached their limits in regards to dealing with Towelie's drug problem, they set up an intervention for him. Butters managed to apparently convince Rebecca to allow him to take Washcloth (who was upset by Towelie getting high and abusive) to the intervention. Upon seeing his son for the first time in months, Towelie then promised that he would never leave or upset Washcloth again, and agreed to go into rehab.
Towelie has since then gotten clean and moved back in with Rebecca and Washcloth.
CREDITS
Pet Overlay by
TilcaraMinion Overlay by
LisaProfile by
SorcererInformation by the South Park Wiki
Towelie is based off the character Towelie from the TV animated series "South Park", and is (c) to Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
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