Information

Yeehaw

The

Custom Nuclear Bovyne
Owner:

Francine

Age: 18 years, 11 months, 1 week

Born: May 12th, 2005

Adopted: 11 years, 11 months, 1 week ago

Adopted: May 11th, 2012

Statistics

Level: 3
Strength: 13
Defense: 10
Speed: 11
Health: 10
HP: 10/10
Intelligence: 0
Books Read: 0
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Unemployed

On the planet Moocury lived a cow named YeeHaw,
A simple farmer with a green thumb and a bed made of straw,
She tended to her crops with care and grace,
And lived her life at a simple, steady pace.

But one day, an invading force came from afar,
With plans to make Moocury snowy and bizarre,
They came with ships that blotted out the sun,
And their cold wind made everyone run.

But YeeHaw, with her determination and might,
Refused to let them turn day into night,
She rallied her farm animals and fought you see,
To save her planet and set her people free.

With her trusty plow as a weapon of choice,
She charged into battle with a powerful voice,
And one by one, she defeated the invaders,
And saved her planet from becoming a wasteland of raiders.

From that day on, YeeHaw was a hero,
A farmer who saved her planet from sub-zero,
And though she returned to her simple life,
Bravery and courage would forever be rife.

Now YeeHaw is known far and wide,
For standing up to the invaders and turning the tide,
She's still a farmer, but with a hero's heart,
And she'll never let her planet be torn apart.