Angelic Antlephore
CyrorisJust another day...
Derpy just woke up feeling a bit sleepy still but ready to depart her home and go buy some items that she was missing. Flapping her wings, she lifted of the bed and… fell on the ground. Shaking her head she stood back up and walked over to the bathroom where she brushed her teeth, combed her mane, and preened her wings.Once that was done she came down stairs and quickly grabbed something to eat that was not too big. Derpy grabbed an apple and gobbled it down quickly and started to put on her uniform.
First of all, Derpy is a mailmare, which entitles her to deliver mail early in the morning so all the ponies can be happy when they don't have to wait for their mail. Finishing off morning duties, Derpy departed her home and started to deliver mail to all the ponies.
Each pony she passed gave her smiles and waves, happy to see their number one mailmare delivering the mail. Ponyville is not big so Derpy usually finishes delivering all the mail in about an hour or two. Once finished she would go to the outskirts of White Tail Woods where she would relax and… wait until another horrible thing happens to the town, where it gets destroyed or whatnot.
Smelling the air around her, Derpy notices the familiar smell of muffins coming from the bakery. She knows that when the smell begins, the problem has been resolved and it was time for her favourite part of the day. Getting muffins and other sweets! So, she begun her trek to Sugarcube Corner.
Derpy hopped into the Sugarcane corner and approached the counter. Ready to order everything she sees.
“Hi’ya Derpy! What can get you?” Pinkie answer with her familiar smile and with her own hop.
“Well, I would like all the sweats on the second shelf. Thanks Pinkie!” Pinkie grabbed a bag out of nowhere and proceed to fill it with cakes and muffins, and some cupcakes too.
“That will be forty-five bits!” Derpy handed her the bits and exited the store quickly, ready to sink my teeth into the amazing selection of muffins.
Ten minutes later she arrived home and lay all the muffins, cakes, and cupcakes on her counter and begun plotting how she was going to go about gobbling the sugary sweets. She rubbed her hooves together with a smirk on her face.
Derpy begun with the cakes which got demolished instantly with her intense hunger not even needing to cut the cakes into pieces.
The next to get to get torn apart and eaten are the cupcakes. They are small so they fit into Derpy’s mouth with ease.
The last to go were the muffins. One by one they all fell into Derpy’s mouth, only the paper covers left.
Laughing to herself, she patted her stomach with great pride. Mission accomplished! For no sweet would survive! All the delicious baked goods had been eaten. It had been a glorious day filled with work, waving and wolfing down her favourite treats.
The grey mare sat down to digest, she flipped through the blank notebook given to her from Vinyl Scratch and read the pages carefully. Derpy found the blank notebook hillarious, whomever the author was they were far ahead of their time. Due to the day's excitement and exhaustion from reading such a rich and vivid tale, the mare fell off into a slumber dreaming of the exciting things tomorrow will bring: deliveries, discussions and devouring delicious delectables.
