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Esme has a minion!
You the Precious
You the Precious
Esme
Legacy Name: Granny Weatherwax
The
Chibi Experiment #0101Owner:
UmsAge: 8 years, 3 months, 1 day
Born: January 17th, 2016
Adopted: 8 years, 3 months, 1 day ago
Adopted: January 17th, 2016
Statistics
- Level: 62
- Strength: 93
- Defense: 9
- Speed: 17
- Health: 18
- HP: 0/18
- Intelligence: 124
- Books Read: 97
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Head Harvester
♥️ “Granny, your hat squeaked,” said Tiffany. “It went MEEP!”
“No it didn’t,” Granny said sharply.
“It did, you know,” said Nanny Ogg. “I heard it too.”
Granny Weatherwax grunted and pulled off her hat. The white kitten, curled around her tight bun of hair, blinked in the light.
“I can’t help it,” Granny muttered. “If I leave the dratted thing alone, it goes under the dresser and cries and cries.” She looked around at the others as if daring them to say anything. “Anyway,” she added, “it keeps m’ head warm."
-Terry Pratchett, Wintersmith
♥️ “Mrs. Earwig (pronounced Ar-wige, at least by Mrs. Earwig) believed in shiny wands, and magical amulets and mystic runes and the power of the stars, while Granny Weatherwax in cups of tea, dry biscuits, washing every morning in cold water and, well...mostly she believed in Granny Weatherwax.”
“No it didn’t,” Granny said sharply.
“It did, you know,” said Nanny Ogg. “I heard it too.”
Granny Weatherwax grunted and pulled off her hat. The white kitten, curled around her tight bun of hair, blinked in the light.
“I can’t help it,” Granny muttered. “If I leave the dratted thing alone, it goes under the dresser and cries and cries.” She looked around at the others as if daring them to say anything. “Anyway,” she added, “it keeps m’ head warm."
-Terry Pratchett, Wintersmith
-Terry Pratchett, Wintersmith
♥️ Name: Esmerelda "Esme" Weatherwax
♥️ Known as: Granny
♥️ Residence: Granny's Cottage, Bad Ass
♥️ Occupation: Witch
♥️ Member of: The Lancre Coven
♥️ Associates and Companions: Eskarina Smith, Tiffany Aching, Nanny Ogg, Magrat Garlick and Agnes Nitt and You the cat
♥️ Member of: The Lancre Coven
♥️ And perhaps try a bowl of Nanny Ogg's Bananana Soup Surprise too! ♥️
“Witches aren’t like that. We live in harmony with the great cycles of Nature, and do no harm to anyone, and it’s wicked of them to say we don’t. We ought to fill their bones with hot lead.”
-Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters
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