"You get so caught up in getting the galaxy back to its rightful state that you miss what's going on behind the scenes. I'm looking forward to having some real talk with some real folks"

With great determination to see what his underlings thought of their mighty and suave leader, Kylo Ren decides to dawn the disguise of Matt the Radar Technician to go undercover on the Starkiller Base. To think that the great and mighty Knight of Ren and Sith Lord would even bother to sully his hands and waste his time getting to know his peons.

With a positive attitude that this is the best way to get to know his crew, Matt mentally prepares himself for the arduous task ahead of him. He pulls out all the stops by putting on a blonde wig, thick glasses, green jumpsuit and orange safety vest to fit the part perfectly. Nobody will be able to see through this ingenious guise.



Looking at himself in the mirror and giving a big thumbs up, Matt decides now is the time to get in there and see what really happens behind the scenes on the Starkiller Base. After a brief monologue in front of the recording cameras he sets off towards the break room where all the lowly underlings gather for a short break. Upon entry to the common area, Matt loudly introduces himself as the new Radar Technician.



Hidden cameras catch Matt's interactions with other personnel on film as he further introduces himself. The fools have no idea who he really is. The disguise is perfect! After the introductions, Matt sits down next to some of the stormtroopers and starts asking them questions as to what they think of their leader Kylo Ren. One of the employees blurts out that they think he gets a bad rap but is quickly interrupted with another who harshly criticises the Sith. Matt now knows that once this adventure is over who he would give a raise to as well as who to throw out the airlock. This experience was already very insightful in cleaning out the trash!

Now to get to work. Out in the halls Matt is under a lot of scrutiny from his supervisor. For some reason she keeps on him to work quickly so she can return to eating the muffin she had planned to eat for breakfast. Having to deal with her is a real nightmare, oh how nice it would be to force choke her right now... NO! NOW IS NOT THE TIME! Matt works through the rough patch of dealing with his supervisor only to end up being bullied by passing stormtroopers as they constantly kick his tools away from him. With his temper rising, Matt gets the job done as quickly as possible while keeping a mental note to toss all those who treated him like crap out the airlock or torture them later for their incompetence.

"I have a new found respect for what my employees do. It's not as easy as I presumed"

Now that the task of fixing the calcinator is over, it is time to take a break in the common room. After a heart to heart conversation with an employee named Zach, Matt sneaks off to speak quietly with the cameras for a moment. In front of the cameras Matt pulls out a card with a rainbow on it. "Hearing Zach lost his son, really struck a nerve with me, especially because I'm the one who killed him," Matt points out as he reads aloud the note he scribbled in the sparkly card, "Sorry I killed your son -Kylo".

Back in the common room Matt gets in a heated discussion with a stormtrooper about how Kylo Ren has amazing abs versus him being a crybaby wuss of a leader. From this heated discussion Matt wants to show his colleagues how awesome Kylo's lightsaber is and quickly runs off to fetch it.



To their disbelief the one stormtrooper insists on continuing to talk smack about Kylo Ren and how the lightsaber was shoddy and was as if a child built it. This crossed the line! Losing his temper Matt yells that the Stormtrooper is stupid and force throws him into the closest vending machine. That'll teach him! Kylo Ren is great! Kylo Ren is perfect! Kylo Ren has shredded abs!

When Matt finally chooses to disclose who he is, everyone in the room has beat him to the punch. The Storm Trooper says he knew when Matt threw him through the vending machine, where Zach says he knew from the moment Matt said “Hi I’m Matt.” The now unveiled Kylo then chooses to promote Zach to Superior Officer for his outstanding performance and brilliance in knowing who he was from the get go. However, when Zach puts his hand on Kylo’s arm to thank him, the gesture doesn’t sit well with Kylo. Since his cover was now blown, Kylo returns to his black garb before addressing the camera one last time.

"Everyone is going to love the new me!"

With a wide grin on his face Kylo Ren, who was previously known as Matt, dawns his helmet and leaves. In his absence the final camera shot to pans over to Zach's lifeless body on the floor. Time to toss everyone else out the airlock!



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Beautiful disaster of an overlay by yours truly, Cyroris

Matt the Radar Technician is from a Saturday Night Live skit called "Undercover Boss: Starkiller base" where Kylo Ren is in disguise. The video can be found here and is locked depending on region: Official SNL version