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Tailgate has a minion!

Little Buddy the Oobi 3000




Tailgate
Legacy Name: .Tailgate.


The Chibi Kumos
Owner: TaintedTamer

Age: 8 years, 1 week, 1 day

Born: March 20th, 2016

Adopted: 8 years, 1 week, 1 day ago

Adopted: March 20th, 2016


Pet Spotlight Winner
January 29th, 2018

Statistics


  • Level: 85
     
  • Strength: 228
     
  • Defense: 107
     
  • Speed: 143
     
  • Health: 141
     
  • HP: 141/141
     
  • Intelligence: 128
     
  • Books Read: 127
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Smelter Operator


PRESS THE RED BUTTONS FOR INFO.
MY NAME IS LITTLE BUDDY THE OBII 3000.
"IT'S JUST—I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE MORE OF A TEN-POINT PLAN...? ONE: DON'T DO BAD THINGS. TWO: DON'T, ER, BE RUDE... STUFF LIKE—THREE: DON'T BE A DECEPTICON. STUFF LIKE THAT."

MY NAME IS TAILGATE AND I WAS FORGED FROM A HOT SPOT THAT IGNITED IN THE RIVETS FIELD ROUGHLY SIX MILLION YEARS AGO. I WAS TWO WEEKS OLD WHEN THE ARK-1 LAUNCHED. I WAS GIVEN THE DUTY OF SANITATION AND WAS SUPPOSED TO CLEAN THE COOLANT TUBES OF THE ARK-1 BEFORE IT LAUNCHED, BUT I WAS LATE TO WORK AND TRIED TO TAKE A SHORT CUT THROUGH AN AREA KNOWN AS MITTEOUS PLATEAU.

I FELL THROUGH A WEAK SPOT AND IT COLLAPSED...AND, WELL, I WAS TRAPPED AND BADLY DAMAGED. I WAS RESCUED, WHAT I THOUGHT WAS A SHORT TIME AFTER MY ACCIDENT, BUT I ACCIDENTALLY MIGHT'VE, YOU KNOW, PASSED OUT FOR SIX MILLION YEARS. I WAS RESCUED BY A GROUP OF AUTOBOTS WHO WERE LEAVING ON A NEW SHIP CALLED THE LOST LIGHT - AND THEY TOOK ME WITH THEM! WHICH WAS NICE, I DIDN'T REALLY WANT TO BE LEFT ON A PLANET THAT LOOKED NOTHING LIKE HOW I HAD LAST SEEN IT.

NOW THAT'S WHERE MY ADVENTURES BEGAN! I MET A LOT OF BOTS AND TRIED TO ACT LIKE I WAS A BIG SHOT TO MAKE MORE FRIENDS, WHICH TOTALLY WORKED SINCE BOMB DISPOSAL IS WAY BETTER THAN WASTE DISPOSAL. I MET ANOTHER MECH NAMED CYCLONUS, WHO WAS PRETTY GRUMPY AT FIRST, AND HE EXPLAINED THE WAR THAT HAD HAPPENED WHILE I WAS OUT COLD. A SPARK EATER ATTACKED THE SHIP, BUT CYCLONUS AND I TALKED ABOUT ALL THAT HAD HAPPENED, AND I GOTTA SAY I SYMPATHIZED WITH THE DECEPTICON CAUSE. THE AUTOBOTS DIDN'T LIKE THAT MUCH THOUGH AND, AFTER SOME EXPLANATION, I DECIDED I WANTED TO BE AN AUTOBOT.

EVERYTHING AFTER THAT IS TOTALLY TRUE AND CRAZY, AND I GOT SHOT AT A LOT, BUT I MEAN I HAVE CYCLONUS WITH ME? AND THINGS ARE DOING PRETTY GOOD. WE'VE SAVED THE UNIVERSE EVEN! OR HALF OF IT? I CAN'T REALLY EXPLAIN IT ALL, YOU'D BE SITTING HERE ALL DAY!

PROFILE MADE BY pizza FOR TaintedTamer
STORY BY TaintedTamer

TAILGATE PROPERTY OF IDW COMICS
MTMTE #17 COVER BY NICH ROCHE AND JOSH PEREZ

Pet Treasure


Void Lord Nutrition Cubes

Hovering Board

Classic Tin Rocketship

Out O Time License Plate

Eggplant Love Sticker

Mysterious Eggplant

Eggplant

Eggplant Beanbag

Chocolate Coated Eggplant

Bloodred Bunny Toy

Bejeweled Midnight Bunny Figurine

Black Space Bunny Plushie

Twilight Bunny Ornament

Raisin Parasol Bunny Toy

Fancy Chocolate Dipped Purple Mallow Bunny

Lilac Bunny Ornament

Purple Bunnybuttons Beanbag

Purple Bunny Toy

Purple Space Bunny Plushie

Purple Bunny Plushie

Old Bunny Plushie

Lavender Vesnali Cuddle Bunny

Soft Purple Bunny Plushie

Purple Bunny Hard Candy

Purple Soft Bunny Beanbag

Purple Bunny Ears

System Failure Sticker

Danger Zone Sticker

Pretty Straws

White Fast Food Straw

Yellow Fast Food Straw

Red Fast Food Straw

Green Fast Food Straw

Blue Fast Food Straw

Twilight Fish Straw

Sun Fish Straw

Nuclear Fish Straw

Marsh Fish Straw

Lilac Fish Straw

Gold Fish Straw

Dusk Fish Straw

Field Fish Straw

Dawn Fish Straw

Arid Fish Straw

How to Make Paper Hearts

Learn to Dance Mat

Classical CD

Electronic Programming Guide

Blue Building E-Book

Space Pirate Map

Pop-Up Book of Amazing Journeys

Extraterrestrial Life Forms

How to Make Spectrum Auras

How to Draw Vesnali Bunnies

Crash Survival 101

Book of Extremely Vague Prophecy

Atebus Travel Guide

Delphi Travel Guide

Exploding Encyclopedia of Sparklies

Gift Bomb

Bauble Bomb

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