Information
Slapdash has a minion!
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Haphazard the Baticus
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Haphazard the Baticus
Slapdash
Legacy Name: Slapdash
The
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Owner:
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Age: 7 years, 11 months, 1 week
Born: July 5th, 2016
Adopted: 7 years, 11 months, 1 week ago
Adopted: July 5th, 2016
Statistics
- Level: 2
- Strength: 7
- Defense: 8
- Speed: 9
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 0
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
Pet Treasure
![Domestic Minilot](http://img.subeta.net/items/minion_temperedpylot.gif)
Domestic Minilot
![Bald Faced Hornet](http://img.subeta.net/items/minion_baldfacehornet.gif)
Bald Faced Hornet
![They Watched from the Trees](http://img.subeta.net/items/book_tot16_horrornovel2.gif)
They Watched from the Trees
![Anthology of Horror](http://img.subeta.net/items/book_tot16_horroranthology.gif)
Anthology of Horror
![A Noble Family History](http://img.subeta.net/items/book_noblefamilyhistory.gif)
A Noble Family History
![Ammonia Deadly Bonbon](http://img.subeta.net/items/food_deadlybonbon_ammonia.gif)
Ammonia Deadly Bonbon
![Ephemeral Crystallite](http://img.subeta.net/items/minion_ephermeralcrystallite.gif)
Ephemeral Crystallite
![Cuddly Iron Maiden Plushie](http://img.subeta.net/items/plushie_ironmaiden.gif)
Cuddly Iron Maiden Plushie
![Mummified Offering](http://img.subeta.net/items/food_mummifiedoffering.gif)
Mummified Offering
![Inky Beetle](http://img.subeta.net/items/minion_beetle_inky.gif)
Inky Beetle
![Blue Dragonfly](http://img.subeta.net/items/minion_dragonfly_blue.gif)
Blue Dragonfly
![Evil Eye Sticker](http://img.subeta.net/items/sticker_fgevileye.gif)
Evil Eye Sticker
![Forgotten Caterpillar](http://img.subeta.net/items/minion_forgottencaterpillar.gif)
Forgotten Caterpillar