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Chipmunk
Legacy Name: Chipmunk
The
Common PopokoOwner:
talismanAge: 7 years, 9 months, 1 week
Born: July 6th, 2016
Adopted: 6 years, 8 months, 1 day ago
Adopted: August 18th, 2017
Statistics
- Level: 4
- Strength: 10
- Defense: 10
- Speed: 10
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 0
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Store Clerk
[Sparrow]: You took out a dog with 20 of your bombs, I know, I know.
[Chipmunk]: Oh, well yeah, it was great! The dog was crying!
[Sparrow]: /Crying/, right. You're losing your touch man, 20 bombs.
[Chipmunk]: Am not it was a big dog.
[Sparrow]: Chihuahua.
[Chipmunk]: What?
[Sparrow]: It was a chihuahua.
[Chipmunk]: Big.
[Sparrow]: But not really.
[Chipmunk]: You always make fun of me.
[Sparrow]: Do I? Was I just making fun of you?
[Chipmunk]: Stop that, you always make fun of me.
[Sparrow]: I'm pretty sure you just said that.
[Chipmunk]: You spray-painted on my grafitti.
[Sparrow]: Wow, brownie points for you for figuring that out.
[Chipmunk]: You arn't supposed to spray-paint it.
[Sparrow]: You arn't supposed to spray-paint a wall in the first place loser.
[Chipmunk]: Sorry.. I was excited.
[Sparrow]: You're always excited.
[Chipmunk]: There's nothing wrong with being happy...
[Sparrow]: Excited and being happy arn't the same thing. Oh- we have an audience.
[Chipmunk]: What?
[Sparrow]: Honestly, I have to rewrite everything for you. Can't you just reread the post? We have a guest watching.
[Chipmunk]: Did they see that I defeated a dog!?
[Sparrow]: It's no big feat Chipmunk...
[Chipmunk]: It's important! The dog would destroy my nest.
[Sparrow]: I can't wait to see a dog climb up the tree just to destroy your nest.
[Chipmunk]: The Chawawa started to!
[Sparrow]: Did you- you didn't, oh my god.
[Chipmunk]: What did I didn't do?
[Sparrow]: It's a "chihuahua."
[Chipmunk]: I thought you were done making fun of me for that.
[Sparrow]: Thinking chihuahua's are big is one thing. Spelling it chawawa is a whole new level.
[Chipmunk]: I meant to. I could spell it right if I wanted to.
[Sparrow]: Oh, really? Spell pterodactyl for me.
[Chipmunk]: Taradactal.
[Sparrow]: You need help.
[Chipmunk]: OK OK spelling is not my strength.
[Sparrow]: Clearly, neither is reading or being logical.
[Chipmunk]: What do you mean, that's a hard word to spell!
[Sparrow]: Extremely hard. It's not like I spelt it to you or anything.
[Chipmunk]: Oh.
[Sparrow]: Exactly.
[Chipmunk]: I want a pet cat.
[Sparrow]: Ok, let's stop by the local pound and fill out an adoption certificate, I'm sure we'd be reasonable owners.
[Chipmunk]: Yes! Yes! Can we go right now?
[Sparrow]: See what I have to live with?
[Chipmunk]: You live the next tree over Sparrow.
[Sparrow]: I was being metaphorical.
[Chipmunk]: You don't have to hang out with me! You want to! I know you want to!
[Sparrow]: I get paid $30 an hour to watch you.
[Chipmunk]: $30 dollars is a lot, can't I watch myself to get $30 a hour?
[Sparrow]: 1. Clearly your parents don't want you alone.
2. You want to know why I get so much? It's extremely difficult to take care of you.
[Chipmunk]: IS NOT. I'm a teenager now!
[Sparrow]: Do you not remember yesterday?
[Chipmunk]: Yeah! Well, no.
[Sparrow]: I had to take you to the hospital because, well, you wanted a closer shot at the dog's face.
[Chipmunk]: I destroyed it!
[Sparrow]: No, it destroyed you.
[Chipmunk]: Just clipped my ear!
[Sparrow]: You got 40 stitches.
[Chipmunk]: No, it couldn't have been that much!
[Sparrow]: Wait, no, maybe it was 50.
[Chipmunk]: Oh whatever I was brave.
[Sparrow]: You cried the whole time, but sure, you were brave.
[Chipmunk]: I'm hungry.
[Sparrow]: Then why not get offline and get food.
[Chipmunk]: I don't have any food.
[Sparrow]: Right because, as your babysitter, I have to make you food.
[Chipmunk]: Can you come over and make me something then?
[Sparrow]: Fine, but it's not even my babysitting hours. You parents are going to have to pay extra.
[Chipmunk]: Wait why do my parents want you babysitting me if you are so mean to me?
[Sparrow]: I'm the only one who can keep you in line, and I'm not mean, I'm just having fun with you.
[Chipmunk]: My stomach is growling.
[Sparrow]: I'm coming now calm down. See you in a few.
[Sparrow is now offline]
[Chipmunk]: Yay! What are you going to make me?
Sparrow! What are we going to eat? Are you still on. Oh wait it says your offline.
I see you, oh hi Sparrow! You are standing in front of me, hahahaaha. Hi Sparrow.
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