Weed
Legacy Name: Weed

riley lambert. agender (male leaning androgynous). twenty four. american. riley is your average stoner, who doesn't do much but get high, eat pizza, play video games, and chill out. they love to make friends and go on stupid road trips. laughs way too much. super laid back with a knack for laughing too much at everything - literally everything - and laughing about the same joke an entire thirty minutes after it stopped being funny to everyone else. even when they're entirely sober, they're high on life.

he loves to eat, and will eat everything in sight, and then walk to the gas station to buy more. sometimes he eats enough for five people, and watching the discovery channel and being absolutely blown away by it. they're always down to hang out with people. a friend's friend is their friend.

honestly, nothing makes this chubby little yeen happier than edibles; honestly, what could be better than eating and getting high at the same time? well, if you ask them, it's probably funny cat videos on youtube, or that guy who cuts stuff with the thousand degree knife. sometimes they end up watching how it's made too, if they forgets to grab the remote. not that they mind. have you watched that show? it's great.

weed tries not to be obnoxious about their smoking habits, though they are unfortunately quite awful at it and is basically the living embodiment of every stoner meme on the internet ("we get it, you smoke weed"). but they are the kindest, cuddliest, most generous person you could possibly imagine. if you're ever in the need of company, they're always willing to share their stash and maybe a little bit of advice.

they're kind of a lazy bum, but they do their best to keep up with their best friend (and part time girlfriend???), psychedelic. she always winds up dragging them to raves. they're probably the two best friends you could ever have, though. especially if you like to have fun.