Information

Burglar
Legacy Name: Burglar

The

Custom Darkmatter Jollin
Owner:

MONSTER

Age: 7 years, 3 months, 2 weeks

Born: December 31st, 2016

Adopted: 7 years, 3 months, 2 weeks ago

Adopted: December 31st, 2016

Statistics

Level: 1
Strength: 10
Defense: 10
Speed: 10
Health: 10
HP: 10/10
Intelligence: 0
Books Read: 0
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Unemployed

Theo Chen

Age: 23 years old
Gender: Male
Orientation: Homosexual
Ethnicity: Taiwanese-American
Occupation: ~~Professional Burglar~~ College Student & Fast Food Worker
MBTI Type: ESTP-A
Theme: The Greatest Show

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I hate to interrupt this lovely viewing session of some of the world's greatest masterpieces, but alas, I'm going to have to steal them!"

The crowd breaks into bewildered murmurs as all of the lights turn off, and a spotlight seems to appear out of nowhere, pointed towards a lone, masked figure. The figure lifts their arms, and gold confetti shoots out from their sleeves.

"Just sit back and enjoy the show!"

'Nighthawk for the love of god, can you just hurry the fuck up and steal the damn portraits already? The police are already on their way.' A voice crackles from the tiny mic inside his ear.

Oh no! Maybe he went overboard again? He really needed to stop marathoning Case Closed.

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and so the thief stole the greatest masterpiece of all...

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