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Ersatz has a minion!

Minion the Froggy Love

Ersatz
Legacy Name: Ersatz

The

Sweetheart Ontra
Owner:

Bright_Shadow

Age: 7 years, 4 months, 2 days

Born: December 31st, 2016

Adopted: 6 years, 8 months, 1 day ago

Adopted: September 1st, 2017

Statistics

Level: 1
Strength: 10
Defense: 10
Speed: 10
Health: 10
HP: 10/10
Intelligence: 0
Books Read: 0
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Cleaning Crew

You gave them your best every day, the perfectly practiced polite manners and cheap smiles.

There was no goodness inside you. But anyone who watches the news will learn that such lack of kindness is the norm.

And yet everything hinged on the perfect outer shell. So many tired analogies of facades vs inner selves trotted out over the years, with a particularly popular one featuring onions. You, too, have layers, though you're certain your layers get more rotten the further you peel them back...

They'll say things like 'I love you' and never mean it in the end. Do you say the same? Will you play the game?

Possible treasure item: The Misleading Tale