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Minion the Ghost Slug

Strategist
Legacy Name: Strategist

The

Chibi Experiment #886
Owner: Bright_Shadow

Age: 9 years, 8 months, 3 weeks

Born: January 28th, 2017

Adopted: 7 years, 9 months, 4 days ago

Adopted: January 20th, 2019

Statistics

Level: 5
Strength: 14
Defense: 12
Speed: 10
Health: 10
HP: 10/10
Intelligence: 10
Books Read: 10
Food Eaten: 0
Toys Played: 0
Job: Patsy

strategist
definition. a person skilled in planning action or policy, especially in war or politics.

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selfish ll covfefe ll hamberders ll ambitious

he's playing 4d chess on a 3d chessboard against people playing 2d chess

Now that Russian collusion, after one year of intense study, has proven to be a total hoax on the American public, the Democrats and their lapdogs, the Fake News Mainstream Media, are taking out the old Ronald Reagan playbook and screaming mental stability and intelligence. Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. ?

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid ?

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