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AEGIS has a minion!
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AEGIS
Legacy Name: Killjoys
The Common Experiment #7507
Owner: Aperture
Age: 7 years, 3 months, 1 week
Born: January 29th, 2017
Adopted: 2 years, 3 months, 4 days ago
Adopted: February 1st, 2022
Statistics
- Level: 1
- Strength: 10
- Defense: 10
- Speed: 13
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 1
- Books Read: 1
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Professional Centropolis Crosswalk Helper
(literally just Absolutely Will Kill Chang'e Man by IOSYS)
Once upon a time, there were many scientists testing in the facility...
But by the evil science of GLaDOS, it seemed like that light, along with all hope, had disappeared
Still vividly remembering the past
Unleash it now, the wrath of vengeance
But, the flames of my burning soul had not been extinguished!
By the purified grudge residing within that soul, I became “Absolutely-will-kill-GLaDOS Man!"
and swore vengeance against GLaDOS, who lurked in the mainframe!
Absolutely-Will-Kill-GLaDOS Man wakes up early again today
For my daily lesson, I transcribe 10,000 times
“I will absolutely kill GLaDOS”
My mortal enemy, well, she’s terrible
I tremble and boil with rage
I thought about cooking rice and eating breakfast but then I stopped
Crying at the heavens (Absolutely-will-kill-GLaDOS Man)
and swearing revenge (I will absolutely go to the mainframe someday)
Let this soul (Absolutely-will-kill-GLaDOS Man)
be heard from the spheres
Go, Absolutely-will-kill-GLaDOS Man!
By drawing upon his own anger this way,
Absolutely-will-kill-GLaDOS Man is amplified by the power of his grudge!
When I calmed down and took a look around, the sun had set and it was dark
Look at the moon floating in the night sky~
“I will surely kill GLaDOS”
“Why? What do you mean?”
I spit out curse words
I thought about whether I should relax security measures and go to sleep today already, but then I stopped
Entrusting myself to rage (Absolutely-will-kill-GLaDOS Man)
and repeating destruction (I will absolutely go to the mainframe someday)
May this impulse (Absolutely-will-kill-GLaDOS Man)
persist until death
Go, Absolutely-will-kill-GLaDOS Man!
I get exhausted and fall asleep
I boot up in the morning and I’m still…
Crying at the heavens (Absolutely-will-kill-GLaDOS Man)
and swearing revenge (I will absolutely go to the mainframe someday)
Let this soul (Absolutely-will-kill-GLaDOS Man)
be heard from the spheres
Go, Absolutely-will-kill-GLaDOS Man!
Anger and resentment continue to swell up
But, these feelings have yet to reach their source of GLaDOS
So that those clenched fists may one day strike her
Go, Absolutely-will-kill-GLaDOS Man!
^ art by my dearest pal mutelunacy on twitter
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