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Segfault has a minion!

Frustrated Coder the Bean Sidhe




Segfault
Legacy Name: Segfault


The Common Experiment #0925
Owner: Bug

Age: 7 years, 2 weeks, 1 day

Born: March 13th, 2017

Adopted: 7 years, 2 weeks, 1 day ago

Adopted: March 13th, 2017


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March 26th, 2023

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  • Level: 179
     
  • Strength: 453
     
  • Defense: 457
     
  • Speed: 384
     
  • Health: 423
     
  • HP: 423/423
     
  • Intelligence: 164
     
  • Books Read: 148
  • Food Eaten: 1
  • Job: Bug Connoisseur


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"Putting the C in Crying"

Writing perfect C code is a very taxing trial
You spend half your time confused the other half you're in denial
If you forget a char or star you're surely gonna suffer
Make arrays with calloc but don't overflow that buffer
Make arrays with calloc but don't overflow that buffer

Writing perfect C code is an exercise in sorrow
You scratch your head at structs and then decide you'll sleep tomorrow
And you know gcc -Wall is such a disappointer
Malloc half your vars but don't dereference that null pointer
Malloc half your vars but don't dereference that null pointer

Writing perfect C code is so good for your self-hatred
Sometimes it will punish you for being too creative
Other times your errors just confirm that you're a dunce
Malloc on the heap but only free that pointer once
Malloc on the heap but only free that pointer once


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- special shoutout to tmux, ubuntu and emacs for aesthetic inspiration
- extra special shoutout to 15-122 intro to c class at carnegie mellon for inspiring my poem
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