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Segfault has a minion!

Frustrated Coder the Bean Sidhe

Segfault
Legacy Name: Segfault

The

Common Experiment #0925
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Bug

Age: 7 years, 8 months, 4 weeks

Born: March 13th, 2017

Adopted: 7 years, 8 months, 4 weeks ago

Adopted: March 13th, 2017

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March 26th, 2023

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Level: 179
Strength: 453
Defense: 457
Speed: 384
Health: 423
HP: 423/423
Intelligence: 164
Books Read: 148
Food Eaten: 1
Job: Bug Connoisseur

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"Putting the C in Crying"

Writing perfect C code is a very taxing trial
You spend half your time confused the other half you're in denial
If you forget a char or star you're surely gonna suffer
Make arrays with calloc but don't overflow that buffer
Make arrays with calloc but don't overflow that buffer

Writing perfect C code is an exercise in sorrow
You scratch your head at structs and then decide you'll sleep tomorrow
And you know gcc -Wall is such a disappointer
Malloc half your vars but don't dereference that null pointer
Malloc half your vars but don't dereference that null pointer

Writing perfect C code is so good for your self-hatred
Sometimes it will punish you for being too creative
Other times your errors just confirm that you're a dunce
Malloc on the heap but only free that pointer once
Malloc on the heap but only free that pointer once

CREDITS:
- profile/writing by me
- special shoutout to tmux, ubuntu and emacs for aesthetic inspiration
- extra special shoutout to 15-122 intro to c class at carnegie mellon for inspiring my poem

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