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Kitty Bag has a minion!
Greg the Dead Person
Greg the Dead Person
Kitty Bag
Legacy Name: Kitty Bag
The
Nostalgic KeetoOwner: Estelle
Age: 8 years, 10 months, 1 week
Born: May 5th, 2017
Adopted: 1 month, 1 day ago
Adopted: February 17th, 2026
Statistics
- Level: 61
- Strength: 146
- Defense: 1
- Speed: 10
- Health: 1
- HP: 10/1
- Intelligence: 10
- Books Read: 6
- Food Eaten: 9
- Job: Patsy
First name: Kitty
Last name: Bag
Age: 2 weeks (she is a kitty!)
Height: Two heads tall.
Catchphrase: Prrurr.
Battling Style: One hit killer. Dies from a stiff breeze. Carries her trusty Rainbow Vortex around.
A classy young lady. Has a big bald dark greg head with patches of fur growing on her cheek and one of her small ears. Said fur patches are multi-colored, like a calico’s fur pattern. BIG, wrinkly cat eyes that look as if they could steal your soul. Crispy-looking whiskers (one is black). A thick collar of fur grows around her neck. Is it fake, real? Who knows!
She wears a scratchy houndstooth pattern coat. She gets cold from lack of fur on her body. She wears bright red heels to match her unsettling ruby-red eyes.
Always carries a bag with her. Is an influencer (yes, at two weeks old!). Carries everything from big brand names to a teeny little thing from the dollar store.
Despises humans, dogs, other cats.
What’s in her bag? Why, let’s see!
1. Contact lenses case. She has poor eyesight from having naturally red eyes.
2. A hairbrush.
3. Whisker oil.
4. Paw balm.
5. Cotton balls.
6. Ear cleaner.
7. Nail file.
8. A blanket.
9. Extra socks.
10. Umbrella.
11. Ear covers.
12. Face mask.
13. Floss.
14. Toothbrush. Yes, she can do it on her own!
15. Toilet paper. She IS toilet-trained.
16. Can of sardines.
17. Can of tuna.
18. Red nail polish. For when the blood of her enemies isn’t her exact shade of red.
19. Beanie. Her little ears are too small for a normal-sized ear cover.
20. Sunscreen. Burns easily.
21. Handheld fan. To avoid overheating.
22. Wallet.
23. Keys. She owns her house.
24. Checkbook.
.25. Packet of tissues.
26. Small notebook.
27. Smart phone.
28. Acne cream. Prone to breakouts.
29. Packet of wet wipes.
30. Eye shadow. Blue brings out her eyes.
31. Lotion.
32. Cotton swabs.
33. Colorful bandages.
34. Pads.
35. Travel-sized shampoo.
36. Favorite bar of soap.
37. Eye drops.
38. Scissors.
39. Multi-purpose knife.
40. Ear buds.
41. Coin pouch.
42. Pimple patches.
43. Hand sanitizer. Paw… sanitizer?
44. Napkins.
45. Set of plastic utensils.
46. Life straws. Those things that can filter water.
47. Water filtration tablets. In case she needs to stay low for a little while…
48. Signal-jamming device. A lady appreciates her privacy!
49. Gold bar.
50. Map with mysterious crosses. Not for you to know!
51. Driver’s license.
52. Bottle of ibuprofen.
53. Laxatives. Useful for a backed-up shoot or for revenge.
54. Wash cloth.
55. Lighter.
56. Multi-functional radio with flashlight and operable with a crank.
57. Batteries.
58. Toothpaste.
59. Rope.
60. Compass.
61. Phone charger.
62. Whistle.
63. Bug spray.
64. Pepper spray.
65. Heavy-duty work gloves.
66. Duct tape.
67. Tent.
68. Superglue.
69. Sleeping bag.
70. Neosporin.
Comments from fans:
U: OMG baby!!!
U: -Deleted-
U: How does she pack so much STUFF!?
U: 2 week old kitten got her shit together before me.
U: -Deleted-
U: She is just too cute.
U: All her haters are just mad they’re doing less than a literal baby.
U: -Deleted-
U: -Deleted-
U: I love your little meows. <3
U: Kitty Bag, thank you for posting everyday.
U: I don’t care what she wants. GIVE IT TO HER.
U: I’m obsesssssssed.
U: So cute!
U: Where did you get your bag?
U: -Deleted-
U: All the comments pointing out there’s no way she’s 2 weeks old are getting deleted…
U: You should do a collab with Puppy Purse!
U: Soooo when is your skin care line coming out? Because your skin looks fab.
Last name: Bag
Age: 2 weeks (she is a kitty!)
Height: Two heads tall.
Catchphrase: Prrurr.
Battling Style: One hit killer. Dies from a stiff breeze. Carries her trusty Rainbow Vortex around.
A classy young lady. Has a big bald dark greg head with patches of fur growing on her cheek and one of her small ears. Said fur patches are multi-colored, like a calico’s fur pattern. BIG, wrinkly cat eyes that look as if they could steal your soul. Crispy-looking whiskers (one is black). A thick collar of fur grows around her neck. Is it fake, real? Who knows!
She wears a scratchy houndstooth pattern coat. She gets cold from lack of fur on her body. She wears bright red heels to match her unsettling ruby-red eyes.
Always carries a bag with her. Is an influencer (yes, at two weeks old!). Carries everything from big brand names to a teeny little thing from the dollar store.
Despises humans, dogs, other cats.
What’s in her bag? Why, let’s see!
1. Contact lenses case. She has poor eyesight from having naturally red eyes.
2. A hairbrush.
3. Whisker oil.
4. Paw balm.
5. Cotton balls.
6. Ear cleaner.
7. Nail file.
8. A blanket.
9. Extra socks.
10. Umbrella.
11. Ear covers.
12. Face mask.
13. Floss.
14. Toothbrush. Yes, she can do it on her own!
15. Toilet paper. She IS toilet-trained.
16. Can of sardines.
17. Can of tuna.
18. Red nail polish. For when the blood of her enemies isn’t her exact shade of red.
19. Beanie. Her little ears are too small for a normal-sized ear cover.
20. Sunscreen. Burns easily.
21. Handheld fan. To avoid overheating.
22. Wallet.
23. Keys. She owns her house.
24. Checkbook.
.25. Packet of tissues.
26. Small notebook.
27. Smart phone.
28. Acne cream. Prone to breakouts.
29. Packet of wet wipes.
30. Eye shadow. Blue brings out her eyes.
31. Lotion.
32. Cotton swabs.
33. Colorful bandages.
34. Pads.
35. Travel-sized shampoo.
36. Favorite bar of soap.
37. Eye drops.
38. Scissors.
39. Multi-purpose knife.
40. Ear buds.
41. Coin pouch.
42. Pimple patches.
43. Hand sanitizer. Paw… sanitizer?
44. Napkins.
45. Set of plastic utensils.
46. Life straws. Those things that can filter water.
47. Water filtration tablets. In case she needs to stay low for a little while…
48. Signal-jamming device. A lady appreciates her privacy!
49. Gold bar.
50. Map with mysterious crosses. Not for you to know!
51. Driver’s license.
52. Bottle of ibuprofen.
53. Laxatives. Useful for a backed-up shoot or for revenge.
54. Wash cloth.
55. Lighter.
56. Multi-functional radio with flashlight and operable with a crank.
57. Batteries.
58. Toothpaste.
59. Rope.
60. Compass.
61. Phone charger.
62. Whistle.
63. Bug spray.
64. Pepper spray.
65. Heavy-duty work gloves.
66. Duct tape.
67. Tent.
68. Superglue.
69. Sleeping bag.
70. Neosporin.
Comments from fans:
U: OMG baby!!!
U: -Deleted-
U: How does she pack so much STUFF!?
U: 2 week old kitten got her shit together before me.
U: -Deleted-
U: She is just too cute.
U: All her haters are just mad they’re doing less than a literal baby.
U: -Deleted-
U: -Deleted-
U: I love your little meows. <3
U: Kitty Bag, thank you for posting everyday.
U: I don’t care what she wants. GIVE IT TO HER.
U: I’m obsesssssssed.
U: So cute!
U: Where did you get your bag?
U: -Deleted-
U: All the comments pointing out there’s no way she’s 2 weeks old are getting deleted…
U: You should do a collab with Puppy Purse!
U: Soooo when is your skin care line coming out? Because your skin looks fab.