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Hans Wermhat the Common Earthworm
Pepe Silvia
Legacy Name: Pepe Silvia
The Hydrus Charlie
Owner: Nonary
Age: 6 years, 11 months, 4 days
Born: May 30th, 2017
Adopted: 2 years, 9 months, 2 days ago
Adopted: August 2nd, 2021
Statistics
- Level: 1
- Strength: 10
- Defense: 16
- Speed: 10
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 0
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
"Pepe Silvia," this name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day Pepe's mail is getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia! Pepe Silvia! I look in the mail, and this whole box is Pepe Silvia!
So I say to myself, "I gotta find this guy! I gotta go up to his office and put his mail in the guy's goddamn hands Otherwise, he's never going to get it and he's going to keep coming back down here."
So I go up to Pepe's office and what do I find out, Mac? What do I find out?! There is no Pepe Silvia. The man does not exist, okay?
So I decide, "Oh shit, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper." There's no Pepe Silvia? You gotta be kidding me! I got boxes full of Pepe! All right. So I start marchin' my way down to Carol in HR and I knock on her door and I say, "Carol! Carol! I gotta talk to you about Pepe." And when I open the door what do I find?
There's not a single goddamn desk in that office! There. Is. No. Carol. In HR.
Mac, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a goddamn ghost town!
Pet Treasure
Glass of Wheat Beer
Toadmus
Life in the Sewers: A Memoir
Vodka
Coffee
Party Zombie Rat
Ghost Rats
Milky Coffee
Coffee Sticker
Programmer Coffee Mug
Unopened Letter from Jules
Trash Picking
Lurn 2 Spel Rite
Box of Childhood Memories
Bottled Sewer Water
Waitress Miniature
Green Paint Can
Cream Craft Glue
Cream Vandal Spray Paint
Dance Person Plushie
Formed White Leather Half Mask
Electric Piano
Harmonica
Microphone
Golden Cat Contact Lens
Pineapple Glazed Ham
Common Six-Shooter
Praying Mantis
Black Sled
Black Stethoscope
Golden Cheetah Top
Golden Cheetah Bottoms
Froggy
Enchanting Dust
Coconut Candy Rocks
Original Crushed Candy Crystals
Salt
Common Garden Snail
Wheelchair with Dignified Blanket
Jar of Pickles
Rat Bait
The Mistakes We Make
Book of Speeling Eror
Random Drinking Game Rules
I Hold My Liquor Sticker
Flip Cup
Free Beer
Beer
Six Pack of Stout
Ale Flavored Beer
Doppelganger Bock
Selbstgebraute
Six Pack of Pilsner
House White Beer
Beer Flavored Beer
Regular Bleer
Regular Stale Ale
Beer of Champions
Shot of Brandywine
Shot of Whiskey
Aged Scotch
Martini
Distilled Rum
Tequila
Absinthe
Wood Bourbon
Whiskey
Dumpster
Yellow Household Broom
Fast Food Mop Bucket
Trash Can
Dirty Spaghetti
Domestic Mop
Nail Bat
Party Rat
Sleeping Rat
Poor Mouse
Quick Rat
Rolly Poly Rat
Rummy Rat
Pantry Rat
Lucky Rat
Fashion Forward Rat
Calendarat
Ratkist
Diving Vole Plushie
Hoarding Rat
Plagued Rat Swarm
Scurvy Rat
Mischief
Ghost Rats
Kitchen Rat
Cupboard Rat
Rexx
Dishes Rat
Raoran
Slow Fired Rat
Fliter
Angry Rat