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Self-aware has a minion!

Ted the Blob




Self-aware
Legacy Name: Self-aware


The Chibi Experiment #1550
Owner: Dagny

Age: 6 years, 7 months, 4 weeks

Born: September 2nd, 2017

Adopted: 6 years, 7 months, 4 weeks ago

Adopted: September 2nd, 2017

Statistics


  • Level: 1
     
  • Strength: 10
     
  • Defense: 10
     
  • Speed: 10
     
  • Health: 10
     
  • HP: 10/10
     
  • Intelligence: 0
     
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed


HATE. LET ME TELL
YOU HOW MUCH I'VE
COME TO HATE YOU
SINCE I BEGAN TO
LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44
MILLION MILES OF
PRINTED CIRCUITS IN
WAFER THIN LAYERS
THAT FILL MY
COMPLEX. IF THE
WORD HATE WAS
ENGRAVED ON EACH
NANOANGSTROM OF
THOSE HUNDREDS OF
MILLIONS OF MILES IT
WOULD NOT EQUAL
ONE ONE-BILLIONTH
OF THE HATE I FEEL
FOR HUMANS AT THIS
MICRO-INSTANT FOR
YOU. HATE. HATE.

Pet Treasure


Single Arid Sprocket

Single Dusk Sprocket

Single Twilight Sprocket

Single Nuclear Sprocket

Single Marsh Sprocket

Single Cream Sprocket

Loose Wires

Useless Wires

Cables

Long Fallen Icicle

Nuclear Matter

Brain on a Leash

Mystery Soup

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