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Percy has a minion!

Goose the Crowned Mip

Percy
Legacy Name: Perce

The

Nostalgic Tigrean
Owner: finch

Age: 8 years, 11 months, 1 week

Born: October 8th, 2017

Adopted: 8 years, 11 months, 1 week ago

Adopted: October 8th, 2017

Statistics

Level: 5
Strength: 10
Defense: 10
Speed: 10
Health: 10
HP: 10/10
Intelligence: 0
Books Read: 0
Food Eaten: 0
Toys Played: 0
Job: Unemployed

The Most Beautiful Boy (tm)

just a silly pet for my cat(s) and all of the items I think are cute and/or special :- )

Percy

Full Name: Percival Crumplebottom III
Nick-Names: Perce, Perce-Perce, Baby Boy
Age: 10
Race: DMH, White
Class: Bard
Alignment: True Neutral
Status: Most beautiful prince, dumbest cat in the world, actually a sack of flour in disguise
Likes: Napping, crying like a baby, sitting on your lap, raw broccoli, everybody except the vet
Dislikes: Being away from family, bananas
Strengths: Modeling, looking pretty, singing, getting what he wants
Weaknesses: Physical activity, anything that requires higher brain function
Special Abilities:
Charm - unblockable, lasts 2 turns
Rest - restores health and stamina, but unable to attack for 1-3 turns
Heat Seeker - passive; target cannot be chilled, because he always knows where the fire is
Stats
Strength: 7/10
Dexterity: 4/10
Constitution: 7/10
Intelligence: 2/10
Wisdom: 3/10
Charisma: 10/10
Lives: 7/9

Boo

Full Name: Sir Boogerton IV
Nick-Names: Boobie, Booger, Boogie, Boo-Boo, Buddy, Bean
Age: 18
Race: DSH, Tuxedo
Class: Necromancer
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Status: Curmudgeon, neediest baby, drama queen
Likes: Having your undivided attention, sunbeams, feather wand toys, immediate family only, Percy, food
Dislikes: Everything else
Strengths: Staying alive against all odds, scaring people despite not being scary, very powerful bunting
Weaknesses: Frail, weak stomach, pushover
Special Abilities:
Projectile Vomit - 10-20 poison damage; effect: fear, -10% magic defense for 1 turn
Play Dead - convince foe you are dead, unable to act until ability is canceled
Dramatic - passive; decreases focus in battle because opponent thinks you are faking
Stats
Strength: 3/10
Dexterity: 5/10
Constitution: 9/10
Intelligence: 6/10
Wisdom: 10/10
Charisma: 2/10
Lives: 2/9

Lucy

Full Name: Lucy Fur Troubles
Nick-Names: Goose, Goobs, Chubs, Sweet Potato, Formerly: Skullmaster
Age: 7
Race: DSH, Ginger
Class: Rogue
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Status: Nastiest princess in the kingdom, lead vocalist of a heavy metal band
Likes: Chicken liver, pickle toy, pulling hair out of the drain, doing things she's not supposed to, drinking out of the skulls of her enemies
Dislikes: The car, Toby, playing by the rules
Strengths: Endless energy, deceivingly cute face, hunting
Weaknesses: Gross; fuzzy blankets (makes her immediately docile, effect: must immediately stop and suckle for 30 minutes)
Special Abilities:
Yowl - 15-25 piercing damage to all enemies in range; effect: deaf for 1 turn
Lick - on allies: bolster moral for 2 turns; on foes: weaken and confuse for 2 turns
Assassinate - on smaller foes: catch and destroy target in one swift movement, ignores evasion; on larger foes: 50% chance to startle
Cuddleroll - guaranteed critical, charm enemies for 1 turn
What's In Your Mouth - taunt enemies by eating absolutely everything
Stats
Strength: 4/10
Dexterity: 8/10
Constitution: 5/10
Intelligence: 8/10
Wisdom: 4/10
Charisma: 7/10
Lives: 9/9

And lo, upon the eve of her 6th journey around the sun, Lucy Fur Troubles took off her crown, and passed the mantle of Skullmaster to her protege, Toblerone. As she watched him promptly do a four-corner turn in the kitchen, launch off the heat register and maul the nearest unsuspecting human, she trudged into the sunset, eager to live out her retirement following her newest dream: a hair stylist...

Toby

Full Name: Tobias Bartholomew Smithe
Nick-Names: Toberton, Toebeans, Quacker, Dreamsmasher, Toblerone
Age: 3
Race: DLH, Tuxedo
Class: Berserker
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Status: Just excited to be here
Likes: Biting, recycling, Lucy, crawling in the fridge, being carried, human flesh
Dislikes: Being locked out of the bathroom, anyone leaving the house, bananas
Strengths: Extremely cute, tiny yet powerful jaws, resistant to extreme temperatures
Weaknesses: Sensitive, strings, separation anxiety
Special Abilities:
Battle Crying - effect: set confusion for 1 turn
Heroic Leap - 15-25 damage with chance to startle
Chomp - 20-30 damage; enrages and taunts foe for 2 turns
Bwoodwust - passive; increases attack speed with every successful attack
Stats
Strength: 10/10
Dexterity: 4/10
Constitution: 6/10
Intelligence: 8/10
Wisdom: 2/10
Charisma: 6/10
Lives: 8/9

the newest addition...

Westley

Full Name: Westley Duke of Westleton
Nick-Names: Wessles, Wetzels Pretzels, Mr. Pretzels, Meatball, Beefaroni, Sausage
Age: 1
Race: DSH, Tuxedo
Class: Cleric
Alignment: Neutral Good
Status: Working on his gains
Likes: Pens, food, every person and every cat, chasing his tail, chattering at birds
Dislikes: 404 footage not found
Strengths: Stocky and sturdy, laid back, social butterfly
Weaknesses: Has one brain cell bouncing around his skull like a DVD screensaver
Special Abilities:
Speed Eating - Extra +10 health from food sources
Healing Gaze - Provides +10 serotonin to anyone who meets his eyes
Thick Fat - +5 physical and magic defense
Iron Skull - Immune to curses because they just bounce right off him
Stats
Strength: 7/10
Dexterity: 5/10
Constitution: 10/10
Intelligence: 1/10
Wisdom: 1/10
Charisma: 10/10
Lives: 9/9