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Pachimama
Legacy Name: Pachimama
The Nostalgic Paralix
Owner: paeoniaceae
Age: 6 years, 6 months, 6 days
Born: October 18th, 2017
Adopted: 6 years, 6 months, 6 days ago
Adopted: October 18th, 2017
Statistics
- Level: 69
- Strength: 184
- Defense: 157
- Speed: 106
- Health: 143
- HP: 143/143
- Intelligence: 300
- Books Read: 289
- Food Eaten: 22
- Job: Certified Mad Scientist
GRANDADDY PATCH
Pachimama, the retired ringleader of a once-successful circus, spends his time now drinking whiskey and yearning for the times of olde. His name, a bastardization of Pachamama, a fertility goddess of the people of Andes, was a foreshadowing of his love and respect for nature, the value of hard work, and practical trades in leiu of the comforts of modernity. Pach, or Grandaddy Patch as some call him, is a lover of old toys. They are the only property he owns that he has trouble leaving behind.
OLDE TYME MEMR'Y
Mistook his blood for rustic charm
Sold his ghost as an antique
To the city
Kids today can't hold a spade
Rest in peace your weary trades
In this world there is no place
Such a pity
Well, the barman shakes his head and fills my glass
Says 'We're living in the past.
Why preserve a dying craft?
End its misery.'
We sigh and see another modern man
One of property, not land
So I hold out this battered hand
Will you listen?
Come sit down, we're lamenting about yesterday's sad ending
'Bout the water in me whiskey
The brass passed off as gold
Another round, we're descending into old tyme mem'ry
Of a day when wood was wooden, silver-silver, gold was gold
Sweet home was home
-- olde tyme mem'ry, mischief brew
credits:
Pet Treasure
Paralix Marionette
Dust Matter
Penny For The Guy
Olde Tyme Barbers Aftershave
Faded Carnival Flyer
Dry Gin
Dingy Hairbandana
Lifetime Achievement Award
Dingy Clown Costume Bag
Dingy Clown Shoes
Fairground Pest
Pupliacci
Nostalgic Paralix Toy
Aunt Bindys Homemade Jam