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Pachimama
Legacy Name: Pachimama

The

Nostalgic Paralix
Owner: paeoniaceae

Age: 8 years, 4 months, 4 weeks

Born: October 18th, 2017

Adopted: 8 years, 4 months, 4 weeks ago

Adopted: October 18th, 2017

Statistics

Level: 246
Strength: 306
Defense: 315
Speed: 265
Health: 270
HP: 171/270
Intelligence: 1,152
Books Read: 1126
Food Eaten: 27
Job: Agent

GRANDADDY PATCH

Pachimama, the retired ringleader of a once-successful circus, spends his time now drinking whiskey and yearning for the times of olde. His name, a bastardization of Pachamama, a fertility goddess of the people of Andes, was a foreshadowing of his love and respect for nature, the value of hard work, and practical trades in leiu of the comforts of modernity. Pach, or Grandaddy Patch as some call him, is a lover of old toys. They are the only property he owns that he has trouble leaving behind.

OLDE TYME MEMR'Y

When Father bought the farm, we sold the farm
Mistook his blood for rustic charm
Sold his ghost as an antique
To the city

Kids today can't hold a spade
Rest in peace your weary trades
In this world there is no place
Such a pity

Well, the barman shakes his head and fills my glass
Says 'We're living in the past.
Why preserve a dying craft?
End its misery.'

We sigh and see another modern man
One of property, not land
So I hold out this battered hand
Will you listen?

Come sit down, we're lamenting about yesterday's sad ending
'Bout the water in me whiskey
The brass passed off as gold
Another round, we're descending into old tyme mem'ry
Of a day when wood was wooden, silver-silver, gold was gold
Sweet home was home
-- olde tyme mem'ry, mischief brew