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polaroid has a minion!

i just fcking love stamps the Celebracorgi

polaroid
Legacy Name: MiniPolaroid

The

Scribble Kumos
Owner: goodboy

Age: 7 years, 9 months, 1 week

Born: June 6th, 2018

Adopted: 7 years, 9 months, 1 week ago

Adopted: June 6th, 2018

This pet has been nominated for the Pet Spotlight!

Statistics

Level: 14
Strength: 26
Defense: 10
Speed: 10
Health: 10
HP: 10/10
Intelligence: 23
Books Read: 19
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Soda Syrup Supervisor

how strange it is to be anything at all

the crown
jewels were
stolen😱

The dog seemed to enjoy the sushi.

わんちゃんははま寿司を堪能したようです
"i am just a drawing, sorry to disappoint."

match my freakquency
do things differently: the mundane edition

✨grab bread slice from the middle of the loaf
✨put bread in toaster sideways
✨cut your sandwiches into irregular shapes (rhombus! trapeziums!)
✨boil eggs in an air fryer 135℃ 15 mins trust me, it'll change your life
✨if you're bored, pace your house frantically. at least you're getting your steps up
✨buy that throw rug you've always wanted. the one you've been putting off for years
✨cook a carbonara for your mum or your friend's mum, then watch her eat it
✨sit on (and defile) every piece of furniture at crate & barrel
👀sleep at the opposite end of your bed
👀go for weekly picnics even if alone, and let the ants bite you. they're hungry too
👀smell every single available candle at Target
👀buy a haunted house and share your life with the ghosts
👀peel the seaweed off sushi like a fruit and eat it like an Uncle Toby's Fruit Roll-Up (real fruit, flat out)
👀start using semi-colons; both as full-stops and commas; there's always something more to say;
👀buy pizza ingredients to make pizza, but eat the ingredients individually instead
👀fly to the furthest country from your home just to get back on a plane and fly home
👀cut in line, and if someone questions you, speak in a made-up language
👀throw conformity out the window
🌳operate on a higher plane
🌳become absolutely ungovernable
🌳peel off drink labels and stick them in library books
🌳STEAL THE KEY TO THE CITY
🌳DISCOVER A FORBIDDEN AMULET AND PUT IT ON WITHOUT A THOUGHT
🌳GAIN FORBIDDEN POWER
🌳BLOW UP THE MOON
🌳OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT
🌳TAKE OVER THE WORLD
🥵MWAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA!
🤒perish at the hands of the protagonist, not before open-mouth kissing them
🤒reincarnate as the man who invents the cronigiri, loved and hated by all

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