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Straggler has a minion!
Minion the Sir Skittleton
Minion the Sir Skittleton
Straggler
Legacy Name: Straggler
The Graveyard Yaherra
Owner: Bright_Shadow
Age: 5 years, 9 months, 4 weeks
Born: July 4th, 2018
Adopted: 5 years, 9 months, 4 weeks ago
Adopted: July 4th, 2018
Statistics
- Level: 4
- Strength: 10
- Defense: 14
- Speed: 11
- Health: 8
- HP: 8/8
- Intelligence: 0
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Manure Processor
There are the ideals, there is you, and there are the metaphorical 25,000 light years in between. You have never caught up to the milestones; you have never tried because all the things you should should strive to be are too impossible for you.
The ideals are not exactly what you wanted even if you had a magical faster-than-light rocket to take you there. Fame you never wanted, nor beauty, nor the homely old life of the Joneses. And to some degree, you fear the fall from grace.
You don't have much to fall, neither did you spend all that effort trying to get there, you somewhat enjoy being left behind by the hoards of people, so I suppose it's a win win
Pet Treasure
Slow Dog
Spoonful of Spinach Tortellini
Fig and Wasp Jam on Toast
Radish Blossom
What-The-Deviled Egg
Charcuterie
Tardy