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The Darkmatter Wyllop
Owner: Liberty

Age: 1 year, 2 months, 2 weeks

Born: July 29th, 2018

Adopted: 1 year, 2 months, 2 weeks ago

Adopted: July 29th, 2018

Statistics


  • Level: 1
     
  • Strength: 10
     
  • Defense: 10
     
  • Speed: 10
     
  • Health: 10
     
  • HP: 10/10
     
  • Intelligence: 0
     
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed


Jordan Kang

Age: 27 years old
Gender: Male
Orientation: Bisexual
Ethnicity: Korean-American
Occupation: Janitor
MBTI Type: ESTP-T
Theme: Hazard

Distort (v)
give a misleading or false account or impression of.

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Honesty is always the best policy, right?

"Don't be an idiot Jordan, just tell us where the body is, and this will go a helluva lot easier for all of us."

"But I didn't kill her, I swear!"

Liar.

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art by: tim

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