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Torgue has a minion!

BEAUTY the Harvest Unicorn

Torgue
Legacy Name: Omer

The

Reborn Demi
Owner: Garrus

Age: 7 years, 6 months, 1 week

Born: September 5th, 2018

Adopted: 6 years, 7 months, 1 week ago

Adopted: August 9th, 2019

Nominate Pet for Spotlight

Statistics

Level: 58
Strength: 148
Defense: 147
Speed: 145
Health: 145
HP: 143/145
Intelligence: 1
Books Read: 1
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Unemployed

I HAVE ONE QUESTION FOR YOU AND ONE QUESTION ONLY

HI! YOUR FAVORITE GUN-TOTING, EXPLOSIONS-HAVING, MOST BAD* MOTHERF* HERE. WHAT'S THAT? YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF ME? OOOOOOOHHHHHHH, WELL WE'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO CHANGE THAT! PAY CLOSE ATTENTION NOW AND HOLD ANY AND ALL QUESTIONS UNTIL I'M DONE.

WE'LL START OFF WITH MY FULL NAME. I'LL ONLY SAY IT ONCE, SO PAY ATTENTION. IT'S MISTER TORGUE HIGH-FIVE FLEXINGTON, AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT! I AM THE FOUNDER OF THE TORGUE WEAPONS, MADE TO BLOW YOUR ENEMIES TO SMITHEREENS! NOW THAT'S PRETTY AWESOME! I AM THE FACE OF TORGUE BUT LEAVE THE BUSINESS PART OF IT TO OTHER SUCKERS. I SOLD MY IDEAS FOR TWELVE DOLLARS AND A HIGH-FIVE, YEAH!

"DID YOU KNOW THAT NINETY-SEVEN PERCENT OF ALL LIVING THINGS ON PANDORA AREN'T EXPLODIN' RIGHT NOW? THAT'S BULL! BUY TORGUE!" - Torgue Radio Ad; Borderlands 2

I WAS RAISED BY MY GRANDMA AFTER MY FOLKS WERE KILLED IN AN EXPLOSION. THAT'S SOME PRETTY F* UP SHIT, RIGHT? THAT'S WHY I LIKE EXPLOSIVES SO MUCH NOW. NOW I CAN BE A MASTER OF EXPLOSIONS AND I GET TO CONTROL WHEN SHIT BLOWS UP! DON'T BE BRINGING ANY OF THEM DAMN LASER WEAPONS AROUND THOUGH, YA HEAR? THOSE GUNS ARE F** DUMB! WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT A GUN THAT GOES PEW PEW AND DOESN'T MAKE THINGS EXPLODE ANYWAYS?!
"TORGUE MUNITIONS HAS A POP QUIZ FOR YOU, SKAGLICKER! YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY A DOZEN STEELY-EYED BANDITS! DO YOU: A) BLOW THEM TO SMITHEREENS WITH YOUR TORGUE ASSAULT RIFLE, B) RUN AND TAKE COVER, OR C) CALMLY GET THEM TO PUT THEIR WEAPONS DOWN AND YOU KNOW THE ANSWER IS A! BUY A GODDAMN TORGUE GUN!" - Torgue Radio Ad; Borderlands 2

I ALSO LIKE UNICORNS AND THE GAME BUNKERS & BADASSES! SCI-FI, FANTASY, AND UNICORN SHIT IS THE COOLEST! I ALSO ONCE RAN MY OWN CAMPAIGN AT THE BADASS CRATER OF BADASSITUDE! IT WAS TO OPEN UP A VAULT BURIED THERE THAT WOULD ONLY OPEN ONCE THE CHAMPION OF PANDORA FED IT THE BLOOD OF THE ULTIMATE COWARD! IT WAS A PRETTY F*** UP TIME BUT I LOVED IT! THE VAULT HUNTERS ARE ALSO SUCH GOOD SPORTS ABOUT THE SH*T THEY GET PUT THROUGH!

"NOTHING IS MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT!" - Mr. Torgue.

WELL THAT'S ABOUT ALL TO TELL YOU SKAGLICKERS ABOUT MYSELF, I'M GETTING A LITTLE BORED HERE, IT'S BEEN SEVERAL MINUTES SINCE I LAST SAW OR HEARD SOMETHING EXPLODE! THAT'S SOME BULL****! I'M OUT OF HERE, ENJOY YOUR STAY! HAHA, SEE YA SUCKAHS!

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