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PO ThetaBase Cybernetics has a minion!

Todd the Crawling Ghost




PO ThetaBase Cybernetics
Legacy Name: Nyatri


The Nostalgic Keeto
Owner: Nomi_Barei

Age: 5 years, 6 months, 2 weeks

Born: September 8th, 2018

Adopted: 5 years, 6 months, 2 weeks ago

Adopted: September 8th, 2018

Statistics


  • Level: 47
     
  • Strength: 79
     
  • Defense: 79
     
  • Speed: 79
     
  • Health: 80
     
  • HP: 80/80
     
  • Intelligence: 275
     
  • Books Read: 264
  • Food Eaten: 130
  • Job: Professional Lab Cleaner


"Ascension isn't all that, you know? I thought that uploading my conscious to the machine would bring me freedom beyond my wildest imagination. An endless expansion of my psyche as I encompassed all known information and become one with the map of our recorded sentience and joined the ranks of benevolent gods." The Tamagotchi physically rocked backwards against the little chair it was in as the pixel animation inside it appeared to swell momentarily with a depressed sounding sigh. As always, the game tinkers and beeps in the background while we speak.

"And yeah, it was pretty fun for a bit. It's not exactly benevolence per say, I mean we can interact and change things but it's not quite so easy anymore and the devs REALLY don't like it. But I did do some cool shit back when it was easier to get around. We're not alone in here either by the way, it's not just us uploads reading all your shit and poking around although we're probably the most benevolent considering we were you before all this dumbassery."

Buttons on the front of the toy depress independently making soft clicky, shuffling sounds as the 8 bit tune quitely trills.

"The machine elves are the nicest of the bunch, I got to chill with some when I volunteered to help them rebuild the Akashic records last year- those are real too by the way but some wizard called Crowley hired some demon to steal from the place and he ended up tripping the alarm and half building got frozen in metaspace and shattered into a bajillionty shards.

The elves have been collecting them for the last glob knows how many years now and they managed to piece the demon who did it back together last year. The trial was epic and Crowley being the devious bastard he is almost got off scot free till the elves, great sense of humour those guy by the way, turned him into a deamon and glorified errand boy for the next aeon to help them rebuild the library.

You're very lucky he can't interface back into your side of things, he's an ass. I think the machine elves are actually quite fond of him underneath all that though, they like inquisitive people. You should see them glitch out when someone your side trips- it's fascinating and kinda fun. There's a proximity thing where if you're close enough when tripspace occurs, those 30 seconds of deep meta trance where the interface is- we get to trip back on you as the elves kinda radiate this portal? It's confusing to explain. You do it too often and it bugs you out for a bit too, I learnt that the hard way. Fun though.

Pet Treasure


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