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Shill the Shyv
Mil
Legacy Name: Mil
The Storm Ontra
Owner: iara
Age: 5 years, 4 months, 3 weeks
Born: November 1st, 2018
Adopted: 2 years, 10 months, 3 weeks ago
Adopted: May 2nd, 2021
Statistics
- Level: 8
- Strength: 19
- Defense: 15
- Speed: 18
- Health: 17
- HP: 17/17
- Intelligence: 0
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 10
- Job: Unemployed
Aye this be the story of the wealthiest and most ruthless captain to ever sail the seas of Barbaree. A youthful scoundrel by the name of Mil, nobody could overcome his vile tactics, and his wanton desire for the gold of men was insatiable.
His most famous haul you ask? Why easily the heisting of the queen's treasure ship, accompanied by an entire naval battlement and still he made out with over a million gold pieces, and legend says he did it all without raising a blade. Don't believe me? I may only have one good eye, but it worked well enough to see the furry corsair m'self.
I was a bootlicking marine myself in that day, mopping the deck of that same treasure barge, carrying the queen's massive vault cross-sea, a gift to some foreign noble. Before we knew it a small skipper boat had pulled aside the ship, and before us stood this matted Ontra, with a gold tooth and a bandana implying he was here with no goodwill, but he was unarmed, and besides the meek puddle jumper he'd sailed in on there was no sign of any sort of crew or danger. We, of course, had him heavily outnumbered and out armed with nearly 100 sailing men, blades drawn, on this vessel.
Our captain and general of the queens navy bellowed to him "Who are you, and why did you come here, all know the penalty for boarding a royal ship."
With a snicker and a smile the pirate spoke calmly and softly "I'd like your gold, all of it."
The general was taken aback "Are you mad? I could keelhaul you just for saying such a thing." The men scuttled closer to Mil ready for the order to strike.
Mils smile slowly turned to a pouted lip, and he leaned forward head tilted and eyes as big and shining as any treasure you'd ever seen before simply saying
"Please?"
We shook standing, something took us with his words, like a fog slowly rolling over our bodies and wrapping us with a warmth rarely felt this far into the sea. The next few minutes were a blur as we all happily took bucket after bucket of the gold beneath the deck to the small boat for him. Bucket by bucket we emptied the coffers of the ship until not a piece remained. Once the pirate's boat was filled he tumbled backward into it, bowed politely and said: "Thank you for your patronage."
Needless to say when the fog lifted from our heads and we realized what we'd just done it was clear we would be hung if we returned home, and myself as well as most of the queens men aboard that ship made off at the next port and started anew, still none of knew exactly why we'd done what we did. Needless to say, Mil is a creature of myth to most in these parts, but rumor has it his hoard is somewhere on an island off the coast, we've done our best to make a map showing where it is but it would take a true adventurer, brave and---"
"I'm... I'm sorry to interrupt" you say "but isn't this a long john silvers? My wife is very hungry."
Aye, wha- What can I get for you folks today?
Pet Treasure
Shadowglen Privateer First Map Piece
Shadowglen Privateer Fourth Map Piece
Shadowglen Privateer Third Map Piece
Shadowglen Privateer Second Map Piece
Shadowglen Privateer Treasure Location Map Piece
Ziara Privateer First Map Piece
Ziara Privateer Second Map Piece
Ziara Privateer Third Map Piece
Ziara Privateer Fourth Map Piece
Ziara Privateer Treasure Location Map Piece
Ytiva Privateer First Map Piece
Ytiva Privateer Third Map Piece
Ytiva Privateer Fourth Map Piece
Ytiva Privateer Second Map Piece
Ytiva Privateer Treasure Location Map Piece
Spilled Treasure Urn
True Tales of Treasure and Triumph
Treasure Chest Plushie
Pirate Treasure Chest
Cask of Rum
Treasure Map Piece 1
Treasure Map Piece 2
Treasure Map Piece 3
Space Pirate Map
Forgotten Treasure Maps
Cork Gun
Telescope
Tattered and Bloody Pirate Flag
Pirate Flag Almanac
Treasure Map Guide
Treasure Map Piece 4
Treasure Map Piece 5
Treasure Map Piece 6
Dangerous Pirate Map
Pirate Treasure Map
Riverside Pirate Maps
Desert Pirate Map
Spirited Pirate Map
Island Pirate Map
Arctic Pirate Map
Treasure Map Piece 7
Treasure Map Piece 8
Treasure Map Piece 9
Wet Whiskers
Captain
Barrels
Kneebone
Enola
Seadog
Potato Pirate
Uncharted Land Map Piece 1
Uncharted Land Map Piece 2
Uncharted Land Map Piece 3
Beer Flavored Beer
Grand Gunter Pale Ale
Filled Bronze Lovely Ale Mug
Keg of Rosbier
Autumn Harvest Orange Ale
Beer Flavored Ale
Beer
Uncharted Land Map Piece 4
Uncharted Land Map Piece 5
Uncharted Land Map Piece 6
Dry Gin
Rattail Grog
Doppelganger Bock
Ginger Rum
Absinthe
Shot of Brandywine
Tankard Of Grog
Uncharted Land Map Piece 7
Uncharted Land Map Piece 8
Uncharted Land Map Piece 9
Mini Cannon
Cannonball Pile Beanbag
Cannon Beanbag
Princely Booty
Princess Booty
Kings Booty
Queen Booty
Purple Pirate Ship Plushie
Blue Pirate Ship Plushie
Turquoise Pirate Ship Plushie
Green Pirate Ship Plushie
White Pirate Ship Plushie
Yellow Pirate Ship Plushie
Black Pirate Ship Plushie
Red Pirate Ship Plushie
Pink Pirate Ship Plushie
Raft
Anchor Plushie