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lazyanon has a minion!

It's not the Lagmonster

lazyanon
Legacy Name: lazyanon

The

Riftborn Serpenth
Owner: lazyanon

Age: 6 years, 9 months, 4 weeks

Born: May 19th, 2019

Adopted: 6 years, 9 months, 4 weeks ago

Adopted: May 19th, 2019

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Statistics

Level: 3
Strength: 10
Defense: 24
Speed: 20
Health: 16
HP: 16/16
Intelligence: 13
Books Read: 13
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Underpaid Art Student Intern

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profile

Hello hello! This is my profile pet! (cause my profile is really messy i don't feel like fixing it)

These are my interests! (not a full list):horror, writing, reading, dumpster diving into random fandoms, Dogs, Cats, Pokemon, hoarding random stuff because i can, Magic The Gathering, Yu-GI-Oh, Pokemon, RPs, Adoptable sites, Dragons, Video games, & many other things.

About!: I have traveled far and wide of the great plane we called the internet. I think i'll come back here every once and a while. That was a lie. i'll be on here every day. You can also call me Greed. I'm also trying to hold the title world's angerest lesbian. this is my constant mood most of the time. I have a DA, Eggcave, Goatlings, And Pokefarm account. all lazyanon on them. I now have a tumblr.

I have unofficially adopted Quentin & Tempest as my children. they are mine now.

HEAD CANNONS: Saggitarius is a cross-dresser or is babysitting bc he keeps asking for dresses and skirts for his quests with me.Cinthia is trying to fight/take over at least something. she keeps asking for weapons. like a cursed demon sword.

Qutoes & other dumb stuff I've said (+past statuses):I have the cure for the gay, it's more gay" I am Greed. I hoard the everythings. "Its all correct if you do the problem wrong enoughThe human body is 90% water so we're basically just cucumbers with anxiety. Lust: "I'm going to wear body glitter AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!you know what.I've decided.*fades out of existence*Here in NC the seasons are: Jesus intensives, Oh Fuck Pollen, OH FUCK PARASITES AND BUGS, And school. In that order.

Stories from meh lif:5/21/19: there was a fire alarm in history (my third period) my teacher had to leave to get one of her kids so we got to watch the 9/11 movie early. the fire alarm went off saying this is not a drill right at the point where the building was collapsing on them.So that was fun.(im fine apearnetly there was something wrong with one of the boilers)

in NV(las Vegas)they don't bash religion or opians on you. They just let you be... you! i miss the street preformers. And if you wake up early enough You can see the sky turn to blue, to purple, to pink, to yellow, then a nice sky blue. And the night was a rainbow of colors, and the sounds of the music from the casino's helped me sleep and because of the conast sound the ringing of my ears never happened. I loved how pretty the buildings and statues where too. and they tried to keep the streets clean and so many schooling options. There where so many parks in my neighborhood there too. It was easy to talk to people there. They where so open minded. I wish i never had to move to this god damn hell hole of a state.