Trickshot has a minion!

Minion the Mobo

Yo, dude. Sup?

Whatcha here for? Probably talked to Brawley, didn't you? Man... I swear...
Look, Brawley is cool. We go way back, man. Way back. I'm talking in diapers back.
Ever since me and Brawley got into the eighth grade though he's just... Different I guess. Look, we've always gone around causing trouble for people. Lighting sparklers, whoopie cushions, shaving cream in the mailbox... Just dumb stuff. We never hurt anybody though.
Brawley's got problems though, man. I got locked up. Did you know that? I got locked up for skipping school. Honestly, it's my own bad, but he told me it was fine since he never got in trouble for it either. Well, my dad ain't the town's doctor, and my dad isn't all that cool about me skipping school. The man let me rot in the detention center for 3 days. The nerve. Brawley's been goofin' on another level though, with like... lighters, spray paint, and vapes and stuff like that. It's weird. I don't know though. It's whatever. I still go along with it. I don't know why. I hate that I do, too, since my baby bro Probert really looks up to me.
Probert is real goofy, but I love that kid. You should have seen his face when I made the baseball team. It lit up his whole world. But if you wanna go talk about sports, go talk to Probert. I just joined the team to make him happy. I'm pretty good at sports though. I'm great at baseball, decent at soccer. I'm not as good as Catboy, who is two years younger than me and still kicks my ass at it. I don't know the kid that well. I know he wants to be friends with Brawley though. When we all kick it after practice, that poor kid is always trying to impress Brawley, only God knows why. I don't know why he wants to impress Brawley so bad, but I guess I do. Because I do it too.
Lame. Anyway, practice starts soon. Got a game coming up and all that jazz. Make sure to swing by and talk to Probert. He loves company. See ya.

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