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Eli
Legacy Name: Bummed


The Sun Celinox
Owner: Lucifer

Age: 6 years, 4 months, 5 days

Born: November 14th, 2019

Adopted: 6 years, 4 months, 5 days ago

Adopted: November 14th, 2019

Statistics


  • Level: 3
     
  • Strength: 10
     
  • Defense: 10
     
  • Speed: 10
     
  • Health: 10
     
  • HP: 10/10
     
  • Intelligence: 0
     
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed




What was once a fun-loving, hellraising, but ultimately harmless youth has become lost in a fog of nihilism and alcohol. Growing up he'd weaponize his sense of humor to cover his emotions. As a result, he has no clue how to deal with them now that he's too tired to laugh at anything anymore. Severe issues with cutting ties due to his acute fear of change and confrontation; aligns himself neutral for similar reasons, although he acts as if his centrism somehow makes him logically superior to everyone else. Repeatedly manipulated at the hands of his one remaining childhood friend. In his defense, this is only partially due to his own spinelessness.

Once he finds himself undeniably alone, Eli travels, vainly seeking a someone or something that can help him grow into a child again.

also he's a catboy lol

Pet Treasure


Beer Flavored Ale

Grand Gunter Stout Ale

Gut Champagne Beer

Professor New Heartbreaker Keys

Curious Tuft of Hair

House Oatmeal Stout

House Porter

Glass of Bock Beer

Selbstgebraute

Glass of Smoked Beer

Romero Post Mortem Sew-On Patches

Six Pack of Hard Cider

House Abbey Ale

Drunk and Drunker: An Alcohol Safety Guide

Grand Gunter Brown Ale

House Honey Lager

Free Beer

Mechanics Toolbox

Professor New Heartbreaker Oil Can

Grand Gunter Amber Ale

Autumn Harvest Owl Ale

Tsushiin Sake Lager

Not-So-Traditional Drinking Songs

Keg of Rosbier

Bottle of Rosbier

Pilsener Glass

Flip Cup

Brewski Brand Brewski

Low-Quality Beer Box

Honey Comb Harvest Ale

House Amber Lager

House Pilsner

House White Beer

Boot of Beer

Beer of Champions

Beergarita

Blood Orange Shandy

Sweet Blonde

Bul

Metal Beer Keg

Miniature Beer Stein

Grand Gunter Blonde Ale

Grand Gunter Pale Ale

More Than Light Beer

Blacklight Octopus Ale

Metal Beer Keg

Six Pack of IPA

Six Pack of Pilsner

Six Pack of Pumpkin Beer

Six Pack of Stout

Six Pack of Amber Ale

Drunken Jokes

Beer Battleship

Flying Beer Pong

Wheat For It Vegan Beer

Goatmeal Stout Vegan Ale

Blood Orange Sour Vegan Ale

Autumn Dragon Vegan Saison

Vetan Sunrise Vegan Amber Ale

Go Citra Vegan Beer

Beer Pong

Glass of Wheat Beer

Jolly Jollin

Beer Keg

Mug of Helles

Filled Dimpled Beer Stein

Autumn Harvest Yellow Ale

Autumn Harvest Green Ale

Used Bottle Cap

Simple Bottle Opener

Stocks Drinking Game Rules

Wall Mountable Bottle Opener

Scratch Card Drinking Game Rules

Brown Drunk Bear Beanbag

Funky Feet

Phungis Beanbag

Blooming Centropolis Park Scouting Gear

Yellow Silly Beer Necklace

Outrageously Loud Rainbow Party Shirt

Hideous Button-down Shirt

Empty Beer Bottle

Busted Light Wreckage

Dealing with Hangovers

Zero Days Without Incident Sticker

How to Sound Like a Pro Mechanic

Mechanics Tool Guide

Lead Line

Emo Raincloud

Boiled Fish

Basic Survival Kit

Car Maintenance Manual

Vodka

Motorcycle Maintenance Manual

Pet Friends