Information
Myrrhder
Legacy Name: Myrrhder
The Nuclear Charlie
Owner: Dimitri
Age: 4 years, 1 month, 5 days
Born: February 23rd, 2020
Adopted: 4 years, 1 month, 5 days ago
Adopted: February 23rd, 2020
Statistics
- Level: 1
- Strength: 10
- Defense: 10
- Speed: 10
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 0
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
It was dark, and quiet. No animals made a sound. And the trees stood guard with their branches like arms and fingers, ready to grab any unsuspecting passers by. A strange mist rolled in, its sickly yellowed pallor hinting at something poisonous. It smelled of sulpur and burned the trees bark where it touched.
A few screams could be heard in the distance, heavy uneven footsteps echoing through. A muffled laughter, followed by the cries of dozens of crows that looked like they had always lived in the poisonous fog.
A figure slowly sauntered through the poison unfazed by the surroundings. Its skin the colour of something long since burned by it. A ratty hood covered most of their head, but a mask was still visible. The same sickly poison escaped through small vents at its sides. It all come from them. They seemed to enjoy the pain that it caused. Other zombies feared it, and struggled to keep their distance. They may also be dead, but it still hurt their skin.
One older zombie couldn't run away fast enough, their own undead body not working like it should. They watched helplessly as the figured walked right up to them, took their face in their hands and casually took their mask off.
They grinned, their mouth the same bright greenish yellow as the small tubes on their body. The amount of smoke escaping their body was immense now they there wasn't a mask to keep it at bay. It burned the zombies face. "W-what do you want?" It stammered.
A chuckle. "Why nothing. I just like to see the world burn."
The zombies eyes looked like they were about to pop right out of their head. Literally. Then they noticed something odd. Their assailant... smelled different than the rest of the smoke around them. "W-w-why do you not smell like sulphur?"
Something switched in their head. They immediately let go of the zombie, who fell to the ground, and pulled a small bottle out of... somewhere. They weren't wearing any pants, let alone any pockets.
"Why I'm wearing a new perfume called 'Eau de Ceased'! A lovely undead fragrance new on the market! Made with the most disgusting of scents we could find! Frankencense and Myrrhder! Buy it today from Skitters for the low, low price of 'an arm and a leg'!" They made a few poses to some kind of invisible camera the whole time, then pocketed the bottle -again, no pockets- before making a serious face. "Product not responsible for any lost limbs or melting skin." They then put their mask on again before walking away from the other zombie as if nothing had happened.
Then coming from seemingly nowhere and everywhere, a jingle. "Maybe she's died with it. Maybe it's Zombeline."
The zombie sitting on the ground was absolutely baffled. "....what the?"
Pet Treasure
Party Zombie Crow
Tripedal Crow
Red Winged Blackbird
Svarta
Dragon Of The Sky Perfume
Dirty Perfume Bottle
Poison Perfume
Eau De Toxic
Eau De Cosmic
Eau De Love
Eau de Duckie
Rose Perfume
Pomegranate Perfume
Floral Perfume
Ocean Perfume
Vanilla Perfume
Berries Cologne
Ocean Cologne
Rose Cologne
Watermelon Cologne
Summer Cologne
Smoky Woods Cologne
Rain Scented Perfume
Honey Scented Perfume
Diamond Scented Perfume
Rose Scented Perfume
Spring Scented Perfume
Floral Rose Vial of Cologne
Floral Dark Blue Vial of Cologne
Floral Green Vial of Cologne
Floral White Vial of Cologne
Strawberry Perfume
Banana Perfume
Apple Perfume
Plum Perfume
Orange Perfume
Pale Cologne
Bile Colored Cologne
Nauseous Cologne
Deceptively Blood Colored Cologne
Small Glass Vial of Faded Blue Cologne
Small Vial of Blue Cologne
Small Vial of Red Cologne
Small Vial of Green Cologne
Clotted Yellow Cologne
Clotted Tan Cologne
Clotted Purple Cologne
Clotted Green Cologne
Eau De Rot
Bilge Cologne
Blight Perfume
Death Perfume
Decay Cologne
Dust Perfume
Fungus Perfume
Mold Perfume
Putrefaction Cologne
Rot Cologne
Rubbish Cologne
Eau De Ceased Zombie Plushie