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Myrrhder
Legacy Name: Myrrhder


The Nuclear Charlie
Owner: Dimitri

Age: 4 years, 1 month, 5 days

Born: February 23rd, 2020

Adopted: 4 years, 1 month, 5 days ago

Adopted: February 23rd, 2020

Statistics


  • Level: 1
     
  • Strength: 10
     
  • Defense: 10
     
  • Speed: 10
     
  • Health: 10
     
  • HP: 10/10
     
  • Intelligence: 0
     
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed


A CAPTAIN GOES DOWN WITH HIS SHIP. AAAHHGGGGGHHH

It was dark, and quiet. No animals made a sound. And the trees stood guard with their branches like arms and fingers, ready to grab any unsuspecting passers by. A strange mist rolled in, its sickly yellowed pallor hinting at something poisonous. It smelled of sulpur and burned the trees bark where it touched.
A few screams could be heard in the distance, heavy uneven footsteps echoing through. A muffled laughter, followed by the cries of dozens of crows that looked like they had always lived in the poisonous fog.
A figure slowly sauntered through the poison unfazed by the surroundings. Its skin the colour of something long since burned by it. A ratty hood covered most of their head, but a mask was still visible. The same sickly poison escaped through small vents at its sides. It all come from them. They seemed to enjoy the pain that it caused. Other zombies feared it, and struggled to keep their distance. They may also be dead, but it still hurt their skin.
One older zombie couldn't run away fast enough, their own undead body not working like it should. They watched helplessly as the figured walked right up to them, took their face in their hands and casually took their mask off.
They grinned, their mouth the same bright greenish yellow as the small tubes on their body. The amount of smoke escaping their body was immense now they there wasn't a mask to keep it at bay. It burned the zombies face. "W-what do you want?" It stammered.
A chuckle. "Why nothing. I just like to see the world burn."
The zombies eyes looked like they were about to pop right out of their head. Literally. Then they noticed something odd. Their assailant... smelled different than the rest of the smoke around them. "W-w-why do you not smell like sulphur?"

Something switched in their head. They immediately let go of the zombie, who fell to the ground, and pulled a small bottle out of... somewhere. They weren't wearing any pants, let alone any pockets.
"Why I'm wearing a new perfume called 'Eau de Ceased'! A lovely undead fragrance new on the market! Made with the most disgusting of scents we could find! Frankencense and Myrrhder! Buy it today from Skitters for the low, low price of 'an arm and a leg'!" They made a few poses to some kind of invisible camera the whole time, then pocketed the bottle -again, no pockets- before making a serious face. "Product not responsible for any lost limbs or melting skin." They then put their mask on again before walking away from the other zombie as if nothing had happened.
Then coming from seemingly nowhere and everywhere, a jingle. "Maybe she's died with it. Maybe it's Zombeline."

The zombie sitting on the ground was absolutely baffled. "....what the?"

Pet Treasure


Party Zombie Crow

Tripedal Crow

Red Winged Blackbird

Svarta

Dragon Of The Sky Perfume

Dirty Perfume Bottle

Poison Perfume

Eau De Toxic

Eau De Cosmic

Eau De Love

Eau de Duckie

Rose Perfume

Pomegranate Perfume

Floral Perfume

Ocean Perfume

Vanilla Perfume

Berries Cologne

Ocean Cologne

Rose Cologne

Watermelon Cologne

Summer Cologne

Smoky Woods Cologne

Rain Scented Perfume

Honey Scented Perfume

Diamond Scented Perfume

Rose Scented Perfume

Spring Scented Perfume

Floral Rose Vial of Cologne

Floral Dark Blue Vial of Cologne

Floral Green Vial of Cologne

Floral White Vial of Cologne

Strawberry Perfume

Banana Perfume

Apple Perfume

Plum Perfume

Orange Perfume

Pale Cologne

Bile Colored Cologne

Nauseous Cologne

Deceptively Blood Colored Cologne

Small Glass Vial of Faded Blue Cologne

Small Vial of Blue Cologne

Small Vial of Red Cologne

Small Vial of Green Cologne

Clotted Yellow Cologne

Clotted Tan Cologne

Clotted Purple Cologne

Clotted Green Cologne

Eau De Rot

Bilge Cologne

Blight Perfume

Death Perfume

Decay Cologne

Dust Perfume

Fungus Perfume

Mold Perfume

Putrefaction Cologne

Rot Cologne

Rubbish Cologne

Eau De Ceased Zombie Plushie

Pet Friends