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The Smiling God
Legacy Name: The Smiling God
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Riftborn BlobOwner: Jethros_Dark_Angel
Age: 5 years, 9 months, 5 days
Born: June 12th, 2020
Adopted: 5 years, 9 months, 5 days ago
Adopted: June 12th, 2020
Statistics
- Level: 1
- Strength: 10
- Defense: 10
- Speed: 10
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 12
- Books Read: 12
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Beach Comber
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The False God

The Smiling God is a being of terrible power and ceaseless appetite. It is promoted and worshiped by StrexCorp Synernists Incorporated, whose slogan includes the line "believe in a smiling god," and whose employees pray regularly to its "great warmth." It is frequently described as "the unraveling of all things" and "the great glowing coils of the Universe unwinding."
In Desert Bluffs, Night Vale, the surrounding desert, and the other desert that seems to exist in an alternate dimension, the Smiling God takes the form of a living light, brighter than the sun, whose rays seem to turn everything translucent. According to Cecil, it spreads "not always as light at all," but with the same malicious intent, implying that StrexCorp itself is a facet of the entity.
Kevin describes Desert Bluffs' first encounter with the Smiling God as a wonderful experience, though he implies that he and other residents resisted at first.
It is not certain when exactly the Smiling God arrived in the Bluffs. It was either during Kevin's employment as radio host or before he was born or both. Probably both.

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Welcome to Night Vale created by Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor
The Smiling God's background from The Night Vale Wiki
Today's Weather is Rainbow Connection by Kermit the Frog
Pet Treasure

Crown of Bright Sunshine

Happy Box

Happy Yet Angry Octopus

Small Inanimate Blob

Liam on a Leash

Spiral Eyes Ink Blotch

Blue Legged Centipede

Skeletal Centipede

Lost Sunbeam Moth

Spidey Spawn

Rivenghe Egg

Spider Web

Siren Song

Toothy Ink Blotch

Toothy Mug

Creepy Rictus

Ebil Twilight Toaster

Meeples

Happy Bomb

Happy Face Eraser

Fuzzy Smiley Plushie

Bottled Happiness

Joyful Snowball

Happy Decorative Pumpkin Jar

You Make Me Smile! Sticker

Chibi Kuikorosu Sticker

Smile Sticker

Beaming Sun Puffy Sticker

Lovely Tasting Taco Sticker

Pineapple Friend Sticker

Happy Smiley Sticker

Happy Lizard Minion Sticker

Lovely Smiley Sticker

Good Smiley Sticker

Cheery Sun Sticker

Evil Smiley Sticker

Little Fish Sticker

Pear Milk Sticker

Strawberry Milk Sticker

Smiley Fried Egg

Smiley Pea Beanbag

Smiley Dollop

Sun-Sun Cupcake

Smiley Cupcake

Happy Muffin

Baby Sushi

Smiley Sushi

Smiley Cheese

Smiley Salad Sandwich

I-Love-You Pizza Slice

Smiley Drumstick

Smiley Steak

Smiley Lemon

Smiley Lime

Smiley Avocado

Smiley Pear

Smiley Cherry

Smiley Strawberry

Smiley Pineapple

Smiley Apple

Smiley Orange

Smiley Banana

Smiley Tomato

Smiley Carrot

Smiley Broccoli

Smiley Pea

Smiley Cookie

Smiley Marshmallow

Smiley Tea

Smiley Cherry Beanbag

Dawn Happy Fashion Plushie

Sun-Sun

Sanguine Toothy Pal

Rift-Touched Bunny Plushie