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Static Man has a minion!

Mambo #5 the Dhonky

Static Man
Legacy Name: Staticman

The

Riftborn Terracoon
Owner: LizBlackDog

Age: 5 years, 8 months, 3 weeks

Born: June 24th, 2020

Adopted: 5 years, 8 months, 3 weeks ago

Adopted: June 24th, 2020

Statistics

Level: 26
Strength: 46
Defense: 40
Speed: 35
Health: 41
HP: 41/41
Intelligence: 166
Books Read: 153
Food Eaten: 1
Job: Person Who Does The Thing

I AM THE WHISPER ON THE WIND
I AM THE ICE OF WINTER'S HEART
I AM THE KNIFE IN THE DREAMING
I AM HERE TO FILL YOUR DARKEST DESIRES
AND TO EXACT MY PRICE

I didn’t pick the name ok, it’s a dumb name. You look like a static-y ghost made out of teeth, people just yell that out to you. Like you're Slenderman’s dumbass cousin. Don’t even consider your feelings, or whatever.

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