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Static Man has a minion!
Mambo #5 the Dhonky
Mambo #5 the Dhonky
Static Man
Legacy Name: Staticman
The Riftborn Terracoon
Owner: LizBlackDog
Age: 3 years, 9 months, 4 days
Born: June 24th, 2020
Adopted: 3 years, 9 months, 4 days ago
Adopted: June 24th, 2020
Statistics
- Level: 16
- Strength: 40
- Defense: 40
- Speed: 32
- Health: 32
- HP: 32/32
- Intelligence: 142
- Books Read: 137
- Food Eaten: 1
- Job: Person Who Does The Thing
I AM THE ICE OF WINTER'S HEART
I AM THE KNIFE IN THE DREAMING
I AM HERE TO FILL YOUR DARKEST DESIRES
AND TO EXACT MY PRICE
I didn’t pick the name ok, it’s a dumb name. You look like a static-y ghost made out of teeth, people just yell that out to you. Like you're Slenderman’s dumbass cousin. Don’t even consider your feelings, or whatever.
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