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Static Man has a minion!

Mambo #5 the Dhonky




Static Man
Legacy Name: Staticman


The Riftborn Terracoon
Owner: LizBlackDog

Age: 3 years, 9 months, 4 days

Born: June 24th, 2020

Adopted: 3 years, 9 months, 4 days ago

Adopted: June 24th, 2020

Statistics


  • Level: 16
     
  • Strength: 40
     
  • Defense: 40
     
  • Speed: 32
     
  • Health: 32
     
  • HP: 32/32
     
  • Intelligence: 142
     
  • Books Read: 137
  • Food Eaten: 1
  • Job: Person Who Does The Thing


I AM THE WHISPER ON THE WIND
I AM THE ICE OF WINTER'S HEART
I AM THE KNIFE IN THE DREAMING
I AM HERE TO FILL YOUR DARKEST DESIRES
AND TO EXACT MY PRICE


I didn’t pick the name ok, it’s a dumb name. You look like a static-y ghost made out of teeth, people just yell that out to you. Like you're Slenderman’s dumbass cousin. Don’t even consider your feelings, or whatever.

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Pet Treasure


Mechanical Pencil 0.5

Buttermilk Biscuit

Chicken Tenders

Yawning Void

Black Drum Kit

Sodden Origami Bird

Eighties DVD Player

Pet Friends