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Ham
The
Chibi UrubuOwner: Dracona
Age: 5 years, 6 months, 2 weeks
Born: November 2nd, 2020
Adopted: 2 months, 1 week, 2 days ago
Adopted: March 10th, 2026
Statistics
- Level: 71
- Strength: 144
- Defense: 14
- Speed: 14
- Health: 14
- HP: 14/14
- Intelligence: 261
- Books Read: 258
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Certified Mad Scientist
I think that mum thought I'd be a lot more broody or something when she named me. Although to be fair it's a cool name, no matter my gender... which changes.
I love to entertain people. Make them laugh, cry, feel emotions, and really look at the reflection in their own lives. As a kid I would do puppet shows, read books out to my litter mates, using different voices as I did so. I was known often as the class clown and played pranks that only made people laugh. I started in school plays as a young piglet which is where I was first called a Ham.
Ham (noun) -
a: a showy performer
especially : an actor performing in an exaggerated theatrical style
b: someone who enjoys performing and who tends to behave in an exaggerated or playful way when people are watching.
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Story & Edits by: Dracona.
Ham definition by Mirriam-Webster
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Web fonts from Google Fonts.
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Pet Treasure

Discarded Theater Masks

Script

Edited Script

Screenplay

Epic Muse

Comedic Muse

Dancing Muse

Delightful Muse

Bag of Wigs

Epic Battle Helmet

Alexa Brocade

Allen Brocade

Liam Lace

Lily Lace

Ghostess

Maitre Deceased