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Tanner the Shytake
Tynn
The Common Experiment #2327
Owner: Retro
Age: 3 years, 4 months, 1 week
Born: November 15th, 2020
Adopted: 3 years, 4 months, 1 week ago
Adopted: November 15th, 2020
Statistics
- Level: 4
- Strength: 17
- Defense: 10
- Speed: 10
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 5
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Store Clerk
mush-room
Hi my name is Tynn! I'm a pretty fun-gi! Get it?!? Ha, ha, HA! Some think I have a bad sense of humor ... but really I just like puns! Mushroom puns to be exact. But I'll laugh at any pun you can think of. Let me tell you some puns ... ready?!?Generally, when a mushroom needs help they shout "Help me, I'm in truffle!"
The mushroom could not wear the shirt because it lost a button.
The favorite place to hang out for a mushroom is the salad bar.
A mushroom that can be easily carried around is called a portabellos.
I was not really a fan of mushrooms, but then they grew on me.
An encyclopedia on mushrooms should be called 'A Fungi-de to Mushrooms'.
How does a mushroom clean her house? With a mush-broom.
What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? "Put a cap on it."
What does a fast mushroom car say? "Shroom! Shroom!"
I’m spored of your mushroom puns. I thought you were a fun-gi. Got shroom for any new material?
Mushroom puns are perfect for any occasion. They’re portabella and can be read on the go.
What 'cha think? Pretty funny right? No really, I promise they aren't that bad. Or at least to me they aren't. Guess you just have to take my word for it!
I took up telling puns to my visits in the hopes of making the world a brighter place one pun at a time. I figured a single smile might be a bit contagious and spread through the world! We can all use a little laughter and smiles in our lives and if it's from one of my corny puns ... then so be it!
You got any puns you want to share? How about a smile before you leave? And remember to just spread the smiles and laughter.
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profile and story- Retropuns from all over the internet
fungus amoung us
Pet Treasure
Mushroom Shaped Handmade Chalk
Mushroom Portrait Sticker
Inky Cap Mushroom Blub
Pixelated Mushroom
Mushidon
Amanita Mushroom Blub
Peachy Runaway
Fungus Frog
Dumbo and Mushroom Sticker
Mushroom Earrings
Gourd Witch Curious Mushrooms
Suspicious Mushrooms
Destroying Angel
Grape Gummy Mushroom
Strawberry Gummy Mushroom
Kiwi Gummy Mushroom
Lemon Gummy Mushroom
Pumpkin Gummy Mushroom
Licorice Gummy Mushroom
Mushroom Constellation Cookie
Oxtongue Fungus
Galerina
Sweet Poison Shroomy
Death Poison Shroomy
Decay Poison Shroomy
Mold Poison Shroomy
Rot Poison Shroomy
Puffball Fungus
Morel Mushroom
Saffron Milk Cap
Oyster Mushrooms
Portobello Mushroom
Bolete Mushroom
Porcini Mushroom
Hedgehog Mushroom
Horn of Plenty Mushroom
Button Mushroom
Matsutake Mushroom
King Trumpet Mushroom
Enoki Mushrooms
Hen of the Woods Mushrooms
Shiitake Mushroom
Deaths Cap
Amanitas
Mystical Mushroom
Poisonous Mushroom
Mushroom
Magical Mushroom
Fungus Perfume
Fungified Night Light
Mushroom Pinata Plushie
Sponge Morel Fungus Beanbag
Mushroom Constellation Plushie
Sickener Topped Fungus Sushi
Toadstool Topped Fungus Sushi
Inkcap Fungus Sushi
Sickener Fungus Sushi
Toadstool Fungus Sushi
Inkcap Topped Fungus Sushi
Anyu Fang Fungus Sticker
Luminescent Fungus Sticker
Jelly Ear Fungus Sticker
Bleeding Tooth Fungus Sticker
Appleworm Fungus Sticker
Stinking Squid Fungus Sticker
Star Puff Fungus Sticker
Rosy Veined Fungus Sticker
Skull Fungus Sticker
Fungus Heart Sticker
Fungus Fun Canned Pet Food
Canned Mushroom
Fungus Fruit
Brain Mushroom Thumbprint Cookie
Herb Stuffed Mushroom
Fungus Sauce with Fried Eyeballs