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Ubik has a minion!

the Spectrum Matter

Ubik

The

Darkmatter Blob
Owner:

Lit

Age: 1 year, 10 months

Born: June 27th, 2022

Adopted: 1 year, 10 months ago

Adopted: June 27th, 2022

Statistics

Level: 24
Strength: 58
Defense: 53
Speed: 53
Health: 52
HP: 10/52
Intelligence: 139
Books Read: 139
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Unemployed

"My hair is so dry, so unmanageable. What's a girl to do? Simply rub in creamy Ubik hair conditioner. In just five days you'll discover new body in your hair, new glossiness. And Ubik hairspray, used as directed, is absolutely safe."

"Pop tasty Ubik into your toaster, made only from fresh fruit and healthful all-vegetable shortening. Ubik makes breakfast a feast, puts zing into your thing! Safe when handled as directed."

"Lift your arms and be all at once curvier! New extra-gentle Ubik bra and longline Ubik special bra means, Lift your arms and be all at once curvier! Supplies firm, relaxing support to bosom all day long when fitted as directed."

"Could it be that I have bad breath, Tom? Well, Ed, if you're worried about that, try today's new Ubik, with powerful germicidal foaming action, guaranteed safe when taken as directed."

quotes from Ubik by Philip K Dick