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The Gold Standard

The

Golden Blob
Owner: Crepuscular

Age: 3 years, 6 months, 3 weeks

Born: February 2nd, 2023

Adopted: 3 weeks, 5 days ago

Adopted: August 1st, 2026

Statistics

Level: 7
Strength: 15
Defense: 19
Speed: 12
Health: 17
HP: 17/17
Intelligence: 1
Books Read: 1
Food Eaten: 16
Toys Played: 10
Job: Unemployed

THE GOLD STANDARD
THAT IS WHAT I AM FOR YOUR COMPANY
NUMBER ONE
I WILL DIVE OFF THE DIVING BOARD AND STICK THE LANDING
EVERY TIME BECAUSE I AM THE NUMBER ONE CANDIDATE
I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS EVERY DAY FOR THREE YEARS
AND I FINALLY HEARD SOMETHING BACK YESTERDAY FOR THE FIRST TIME
AND I SAID
“How do I make sure that this opportunity does not pass me by?”
“How I do I make SURE that I stand out from the pack and is is clear I am the one and only choice?”
Not JUST the best choice, THE ONLY CHOICE!
And then it hit me– confidence is key!
I must project confidence and I must let everyone KNOW
THAT I AM THE GOLD STANDARD
AND I AM READY!
I AM READY!

oooOAHH!
THE GOLD STANDARD!
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THE GOLD STANDARD!
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the gold standard…