Information


Jar of Dirt has a minion!

Davy Jones the My Pet Heart




Jar of Dirt


The Custom Marsh Blob
Owner: Gambino

Age: 2 years, 3 months, 3 weeks

Born: November 25th, 2023

Adopted: 2 years, 3 months, 3 weeks ago

Adopted: November 25th, 2023

Statistics


  • Level: 6
     
  • Strength: 57
     
  • Defense: 10
     
  • Speed: 10
     
  • Health: 10
     
  • HP: 10/10
     
  • Intelligence: 15
     
  • Books Read: 15
  • Food Eaten: 1
  • Job: Deck Swabber


Overlay/Pet Artwork by Rue
Pet Profile Layout by Weesha
Writing by Me




It was all a bad dream, a hallucination... a rum-soaked nightmare. The jar wasn't dropped. No... instead he went off to live in Captain Jack's Imaginary Home for Emotional Support Jars.

Now Jar of Dirt lives with the freedom to hoard his treasures, a reminder of his life on the seas. Only this time, no one can maroon him on an island with the drunken man he called his friend...

*grumble* *grumble

Pet Treasure


Shiny Pirate Boots

Suspicious Rum Puddle

Drunk Carl Plushie

Charismatic Pirate Plushie

Marsh Blob Plushie

Jar of Dirt

Harvested Heart

Upturned Dirt Pile

A Drunken Sailor Sticker

Black Treasure Chest Sticker

A Pirates Guide to Swashing Buckles and Buccaneering

Absurdly Small Pirate Hook

Antique Telescope

Battered Golden Doubloons

Bitten and Bent Doubloon

Black Eyepatch

Black Pirate Ship Plushie

Bloody Spindle

Boom

Boxed Compass

Bronze Doubloons Sticker

Buckled Pirate Boots

Bundle of Old Maps

Classic Pirate Ledgers

Crackers

Cursed Barnacles

Dangerous Pirate Map

Decayed Pirate Skull

Deserted Island Terrarium

Dinghy in a Bottle

Discarded Dinghy Oar

Emo Bubble Plank

Gold Doubloon

Gold Doubloons Sticker

Green Parrot Plushie

Green Parrot Puppet

How to Bury Treasure

Ink-Stained Pirate Shirt

Jabbering Skull

Jolly Spyglass

Keeping a Clean Ship

Map to a Hidden Cove

Ocean Navigation

Old Coins

Pegleg of Slipping

Pegleg of Stabbing

Plank

Pirate Bandana

Pirate Belt

Pirate Boots

Pirate Booty

Pirate Bounty Poster

Pirate Costume Trunk

Pirate Eyepatch

Pirate Hat

Pirate Map

Pirate Pants

Pirate Rules

Pirate Rum

Pirate Shirt

Pirate Sword

Pirate Treasure Map

Pirate Treasure Chest

Pocket Watch

Raider Parrot Beanbag

Regal Blue Captains Coat

Regal Red Captains Coat

Roughed-Up Pirate Standard

RUM Sticker

Sand Filled Pirate Booty

Sea Charts

Ship in a Bottle

Ship Wheel Beanbag

Shipmaster Spyglass

Silver Doubloons Sticker

Skull of Gold Coins

Stolen Aztec Coin

Surviving Shipwrecks

Tattered and Bloody Pirate Flag

Tattered Pirate Standard

Teeny Tiny Pirate Hat

The Pirates Guide to Flirting

Threadbare Pirate Standard

Torn Pirate Standard

Trove

Ungroomed Pirate Plushie

Weathered Sailors Flask

Yarrr! Sticker

Pet Friends