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Shortstack_849 has a minion!

Sammy the Emo Elf Fairy




Shortstack_849
Legacy Name: Shortstack_849


The Chibi Tigrean
Owner: Merlin

Age: 15 years, 7 months, 3 weeks

Born: August 4th, 2008

Adopted: 15 years, 7 months, 3 weeks ago (Legacy)

Adopted: August 4th, 2008 (Legacy)

Statistics


  • Level: 14
     
  • Strength: 34
     
  • Defense: 29
     
  • Speed: 34
     
  • Health: 47
     
  • HP: 47/47
     
  • Intelligence: 13
     
  • Books Read: 13
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed


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Basics
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Name: Dean Winchester
a.k.a: Shortstack, Jerk, Bossy, Idgit
Has also been called: Rocky, Squirrel, Not Moose, Micheal's vessel, Sword of Michael.
Date of Birth: January 24th, 1979
Place of Birth: Lawrence, Kansas
Occupation: hunter, con artist
Date of Death: May 2nd, 2008 - Ripped apart by a pack of hellhounds.
Date of Resurrection: September 18,2008 - Gripped tight and raised from perdition by the angel Castiel.
Family:
John Winchester - father (deceased)
Mary Winchester - mother (deceased)
Sam Winchester - little brother (living)
Adam Milligan (Winchester) - half brother ( formerly deceased/resurrected, now in the pit)
Samuel Winchester - grandfather (deceased/resurrected)
Deanna Campbell (Winchester) - grandmother (deceased)
Bobby Singer (Not actual blood, but adopted father figure.)

Appearance:
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Height: 6'1"
Weight: 175 lbs
Hair: brown
Eyes: green
Usual Clothes: black t shirt, jean jacket under his dad's old brown leather jacket, faded and slightly baggy blue jeans, black hiking boots, the necklace Sammy gave him when they were kids.
Also has been spotted in: doctor scrubs, tuxes, fbi suits, physcho ward pajamas, lederhosen, head to toe stinky mud.
Sidenotes: blistered hand print on upper right arm, tattto on chest, may very well have - bruises, ripped clothes, gunshot or stab wounds and occasionally pitch black eyes.

Personality
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Goals: huntings things, saving people, saving the world, protecting Sammy, corrupting Castiel, living it up while he's still young (and alive).
Loves: his Impala, family, friends (the few he has, including a certain angel though it's covered with bravado), classic rock, burgers, tacos, alcohol, life, kicking ass, cracking jokes and one liners, playing pranks on Sammy, pie, vibrating beds, sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women.
Hates: Lucifer, demons, ghosts and all other supernatural creepers, Sammy's taste in music/Sammy telling him to turn down his awesome tunes.
Fears: losing Sammy, flying, hellhounds (and possibly little dogs with pink bows), losing his free will, failing.
Catch Phrases: "Asshat.", "Jerk.", "Dude, really?", "You're awesome!", "Okie dokie.", "Son of a bitch!", "Damnit Cas!".

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Things are better now, things are good. I got my brother back and we're hunting again. Killing those evil sons of bitches, together. Just like it should be, like it always was. I mean, we haven't found dad yet, but we know he's out there, it's just a matter of time before we're all together again, a family again. And Sam's getting better, each day he's better. He still has nightmares about Jess, but not as often. It's been a couple months since I went and got him, since that night. God that night!

I left him there, but I turned around. I just didn't want to say goodbye yet. And I found the place on fire, Sam screaming Jess's name and trying to get to her. But it was too late and I had to get him out. I sometimes wonder if he blames me, for what happened, or even for not being able to save her. He says he doesn't, and I guess I believe him, but I think he's hiding something from me, something I should know.

But that's all behind us now. We're starting over, my brother and me. It's kinda like he never even left. The other day we were even joking around a bit. I called him a bitch, he called me a jerk and we laughed. But then he got this look on his face, a sort of painful look and left the room. It worries me because I also see him just staring off sometimes and then he'll come out of it as if from a nightmare when he's not even sleeping and he looks terrified. He's probably reliving that night in his head. It has to be that because what else could it be? If there was something wrong, he would tell me I'm sure. Well, 97% sure anyway. I just wish he would talk to me about it. Because I've got his back.

I've always had his back and I always will. Since we were kids, I watched out for him. It's kinda been my job. I can remember dad going off and leaving us at some seedy motel, and me and Sam, we would build blanket forts, and play hide and seek. Sometimes we would tell each other stories about what it would be like if we ever went on the road together, just him and me. At first it was just a regular road trip kinda thing, until he learned about the monsters, and what we do. Then it was stories about how we would kill the things, and how we would always look out for each other and never leave each other.

But he left anyway, much later. I can't blame him. I wanted him to have a normal life as much as I knew I never could. One of us should have been so lucky. But no, that's not the way it works for Winchesters. Sam thinks we're cursed. I just think we have darker days than most. But cursed? No, that would mean everything was set in stone. And it's not. It can't be. Destiny? There is no destiny. There is only what you make it. And we're gonna make it, Sam and me.

As soon as we find dad.
As soon as we find the thing that killed mom and Jess.
As soon as we get over what happened that night.
As soon as he decides to tell me why he looks so scared all the time.


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Quotes:
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"Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole."

"If you say "I told you so," I swear to God, I'll start swinging."

(Sam has just told Dean they don't get along)
Dean: We don't? Well, we should. You're my brother.
Sam: You're my brother?
Dean: Yeah!
Sam: You know, that's what you said when you snaked my ATM card, or when you bailed on my graduation, or when you hooked up with Rachel Nayv.
Dean: Who?
Sam: Uh, my prom date. On prom night.
Dean: *under his breath* Yeah, that does kinda sound like me.

Sam: This is the dumbest thing you've ever done.
Dean: I don't know about that. Remember that waitress in Tampa?

Henricksen: You think you're funny?
Dean: I think I'm adorable.

Dean: You better take care of that car. Or, I swear, I'll haunt your ass.
Sam: I don't think that's funny.
Dean: Oh come on, it's a little funny.

(Cas is watching tv while Sam and Dean are having a conversation in the background)
Castiel: It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she has done something wrong.
Dean: Are you watching porn? Why?
Castiel: It was there.
Dean: You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes. And you don't talk about it. Just turn it off.
(Cas looks down slowly.)
Dean: Well now he's got a boner.

Awesome CI's done by Destiny.
-overlay by MsWonDerlAnD
-story written by TaterSalad.

Pet Treasure


Potion of Loyalty

Essence of Manliness

Conflict

Frowny-Face Talky Sticker

Grumpkin

Emo Bubble Censor

Emo Bubble Speechless

Aquarius Pendant

How To Play A Smart Joke

Big Book of Jokes

Punny

Banshee Sleepless Night

Clear Slime

Arid Box of Tissues

Shower of Kisses

Gender Berry

Phallaticus

Mystic Angel Cat Figurine

It Is Canon Sticker

Fallen Rag Doll

Folded Raven Wings

Trenchcoat

Gift from the Pizza Man

Happy-in-the-Pants

Angelberry Pie

Creamiest Cream-Filled Creamy Cream Pie

Mortigan

Gabriel Plushie

Omnipotent Being Detector

Totally Useful Black Sunglasses

Plain Black Shirt

Flashback Wild One Jean Jacket

Gray Two Pocket Checked Shirt

Navy Two Pocket Checked Shirt

Soft Brown Leather Jacket

Baggy Blue Jeans

Police Badge

Rock CD

Dust of the Milky Highway

Golden Identifiers Binoculars

Iron Lock Picks

Black Flashlight

Rock Salt

Gris Gris Bag

Medallion of Warding

Useless Rusty Knife

Common Six-Shooter

Standard Issue Firearm

Survivors Handgun with Holster

Fashion Police Gun

Police Shoulder Holster

Angel Blessed Shotgun Buttstock

Silver Bullet

Magical Duct Tape

Consecrated Olive Oil

Rally Cocktail

Black Mini Phone

Black Laptop

Crumpled Paper

Strapped Book

Case File

Subeta Tribune Special Issue VII

Stained and Torn Family Album

Bloodstain Removal

Counteraim Ring

Hellhound

Map of Hell

Crossroads Summoning Kit

Unnatural Wall Chalk

Mmm Pudding

Golden Cat Contact Lens

Bottled Hatred

Blue Remote Plushie

Extra Strength Pain Pills

Ibuprofen Travel Pack

Acetaminophen Travel Pack

Pink Bismuth Travel Pack

Aller-Away Double Pack

Butterfly Bandages

Ice Bag

Suture Kit

I Hold My Liquor Sticker

Filled Dimpled Beer Stein

Shot of Whiskey

Beer Flavored Beer

Whiskey

Hunter Whiskey

Researcher Whiskey

Key Lime Pieshake

Strawberry Pieshake

Chocolate Pieshake

Banana Cream Pieshake

Lovely Chocolate Pie Pop

Cherry Pie Ball

Mini Pies

Mini Lemon Pies

Mini Blueberry Pies

Pumpkin Pie Slice

Ice Cream Covered Pumpkin Pie

Slice of Pumpkin Pie

Slice of Pumpkin-Apple Pie

Slice of Chocolate-Drizzled Pumpkin Pie

Slice of Chocolate-Swirled Pumpkin Pie

Slice of Pecan-Pumpkin Pie

Deluxe Pumpkin Pie Slice

Cherry Pie Slice

Cranberry Pie

Pumpkin Shaped Pie

Pumpkin Pie

Fresh Cinnamon Pumpkin Pie

Delicious Chocolate Pie

Strawberry Pie

Fresh Fruit Apple Pie

Fresh Fruit Peach Pie

Fresh Fruit Strawberry Pie

Fresh Fruit Cherry Pie

Homemade Pie

Lemon Pie

Apple Pie

Blueberry Pie

Mystery Pie

Cherry Pie

Apple Cinnamon Pie

Coconut Cream Pie

Chocolate Cream Pie

Mint Pie

Kiwi Pie

Orange Pie

Chocolate Pie

Sparkly Rainbow Pie

Rainbow Pie of Everything Wondrous

Mysterious Pie

Questionable Apple Pie

Questionable Blueberry Pie

Potato Meat Pie

Food Love Sticker

Mustard Packets

Mayonnaise Packets

Vinegar Packets

Jumbo Hot Dog

Burger

Big Sloppy Burger

El Grande Taco

Love Victim Taco

Olive Frozen Pizza

Candy Filled Sack

Creepy Crawlies

Spooky Matter

Swamp Mud

Red Flamed Meditation Candles

Elemental Candles

DragonSlayer

Dream Journal

Book of Twisting Shadows

Dark Confessions

Tales of Angst Book Tape

The Mistakes We Make

The People Directory

The Lost and Found Book

Time Travel I

Time Travel II

Dealing with Wundigosis

Murders 101

Broken Heart Tales

Tales of Blood Book Tape

Scary Tales

The Haunted Mansion

Bloody Nightmare

Monstrous Tales

Stories of Despair I

The Misleading Tale

The Fairies

Grave Robbing Kit

Grave Robbers Charms

Gravestone Tales

Living Dead

Black Book of the Undead

Salt

Rock Salt

Planks From the Bridge to Hell

Corpse Burning 101

Gravedigger Shovel

Coffin

Chained Coffin

Dead Person

Spooky Tombstone

Necrovive

Shallow Grave

Turducken

Chaotic Goop

Opaque Slime

Death Dice

Ambulance

Hospital Bed

Silver Foil Gelt Coins

Amoeba of Dooom

Cursed Goblet

Scaredy Cat

Bottled School Girl Shriek

Ziaran Lady Model Airplane

Crowley

Book of Demons I

Book of Demons II

Book of Demons III

Book of Demons IV

Book of Demons V

Book of Demonic Names

Suspicioid

Ebil Clown Doll Plushie

Xanthos

Dhemon

Zombie Demon

Demonic

Demonic Blob

Maere

Itek

Thanatos

Discarded Rusty Trocar

The Vampire Hunt

Vampire Fangs

Vampy

Lederhosen Sticker

Ghost the Ghostly

Memoirs of a Ghostly

Spot The Spook

Tiny Haunt

Dancing Ghost Circle

Horrific Ghostly Aura

Baby Ghost

Dark Baby Ghost

Wisp

Sweetie Ghost

Ghost of Lumineve Present

Ghost of Lumineve Future

Ghost of Lumineve Past

Luminaire Carols

Fudge BomBon

Strange Wreath

Deranged Monster

Chupacabra

Guolh

Crypt Dust

Dark Dust

Pile of Ashes

Dillema Corrupted Soul

Mori and Nori Duality Doll

Red Apple

Harvest Scarecrow Plushie

Rabbit Foot

Werekumos

Honey Glazed Spiral Ham

Whoopee Cushion

Franky Wrist Rope

Djinn Smoke

Djinn Miniature

Witch Miniature

UFO Sightings!

Forest Sprite

Microwave

Eros

Stethoscope

Labcoat

Malex

Dark Witchboard

Phoenix Ashes

Hellfire

Broken Ornamented Mirror

Haunted Mirror Prop

Haunted Tree Prop

Megaphone

Studio Light

Star Trailer

Razor Sharp Credit Card

Spooky Pipe Organ

Siren Song

Fashion Police Whistle

Basketball

Sea Monkey

Baby Blue Pram

White Sock Puppet

Brown Huskers

Ancient Codex Scroll

Pandoras Box

Tarot of Doom, Despair, Desperation and Depravity

The End of Time

Devastation and Destruction

A Hole Too Deep

2015: Out of Time

Pet Friends


Negg
He took you to a friggin baseball game?

Caztiel_953
Cas, get out of my ass!

Metallicar
Hey baby, don't listen to them...they don't understand!