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Sammy the Emo Elf Fairy
Sammy the Emo Elf Fairy
Shortstack_849
Legacy Name: Shortstack_849
The Chibi Tigrean
Owner: Merlin
Age: 15 years, 7 months, 3 weeks
Born: August 4th, 2008
Adopted: 15 years, 7 months, 3 weeks ago (Legacy)
Adopted: August 4th, 2008 (Legacy)
Statistics
- Level: 14
- Strength: 34
- Defense: 29
- Speed: 34
- Health: 47
- HP: 47/47
- Intelligence: 13
- Books Read: 13
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
Basics
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Name: Dean Winchester
a.k.a: Shortstack, Jerk, Bossy, Idgit
Has also been called: Rocky, Squirrel, Not Moose, Micheal's vessel, Sword of Michael.
Date of Birth: January 24th, 1979
Place of Birth: Lawrence, Kansas
Occupation: hunter, con artist
Date of Death: May 2nd, 2008 - Ripped apart by a pack of hellhounds.
Date of Resurrection: September 18,2008 - Gripped tight and raised from perdition by the angel Castiel.
Family:
John Winchester - father (deceased)
Mary Winchester - mother (deceased)
Sam Winchester - little brother (living)
Adam Milligan (Winchester) - half brother ( formerly deceased/resurrected, now in the pit)
Samuel Winchester - grandfather (deceased/resurrected)
Deanna Campbell (Winchester) - grandmother (deceased)
Bobby Singer (Not actual blood, but adopted father figure.)
Appearance:
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Height: 6'1"
Weight: 175 lbs
Hair: brown
Eyes: green
Usual Clothes: black t shirt, jean jacket under his dad's old brown leather jacket, faded and slightly baggy blue jeans, black hiking boots, the necklace Sammy gave him when they were kids.
Also has been spotted in: doctor scrubs, tuxes, fbi suits, physcho ward pajamas, lederhosen, head to toe stinky mud.
Sidenotes: blistered hand print on upper right arm, tattto on chest, may very well have - bruises, ripped clothes, gunshot or stab wounds and occasionally pitch black eyes.
Personality
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Goals: huntings things, saving people, saving the world, protecting Sammy, corrupting Castiel, living it up while he's still young (and alive).
Loves: his Impala, family, friends (the few he has, including a certain angel though it's covered with bravado), classic rock, burgers, tacos, alcohol, life, kicking ass, cracking jokes and one liners, playing pranks on Sammy, pie, vibrating beds, sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women.
Hates: Lucifer, demons, ghosts and all other supernatural creepers, Sammy's taste in music/Sammy telling him to turn down his awesome tunes.
Fears: losing Sammy, flying, hellhounds (and possibly little dogs with pink bows), losing his free will, failing.
Catch Phrases: "Asshat.", "Jerk.", "Dude, really?", "You're awesome!", "Okie dokie.", "Son of a bitch!", "Damnit Cas!".
Things are better now, things are good. I got my brother back and we're hunting again. Killing those evil sons of bitches, together. Just like it should be, like it always was. I mean, we haven't found dad yet, but we know he's out there, it's just a matter of time before we're all together again, a family again. And Sam's getting better, each day he's better. He still has nightmares about Jess, but not as often. It's been a couple months since I went and got him, since that night. God that night!
I left him there, but I turned around. I just didn't want to say goodbye yet. And I found the place on fire, Sam screaming Jess's name and trying to get to her. But it was too late and I had to get him out. I sometimes wonder if he blames me, for what happened, or even for not being able to save her. He says he doesn't, and I guess I believe him, but I think he's hiding something from me, something I should know.
But that's all behind us now. We're starting over, my brother and me. It's kinda like he never even left. The other day we were even joking around a bit. I called him a bitch, he called me a jerk and we laughed. But then he got this look on his face, a sort of painful look and left the room. It worries me because I also see him just staring off sometimes and then he'll come out of it as if from a nightmare when he's not even sleeping and he looks terrified. He's probably reliving that night in his head. It has to be that because what else could it be? If there was something wrong, he would tell me I'm sure. Well, 97% sure anyway. I just wish he would talk to me about it. Because I've got his back.
I've always had his back and I always will. Since we were kids, I watched out for him. It's kinda been my job. I can remember dad going off and leaving us at some seedy motel, and me and Sam, we would build blanket forts, and play hide and seek. Sometimes we would tell each other stories about what it would be like if we ever went on the road together, just him and me. At first it was just a regular road trip kinda thing, until he learned about the monsters, and what we do. Then it was stories about how we would kill the things, and how we would always look out for each other and never leave each other.
But he left anyway, much later. I can't blame him. I wanted him to have a normal life as much as I knew I never could. One of us should have been so lucky. But no, that's not the way it works for Winchesters. Sam thinks we're cursed. I just think we have darker days than most. But cursed? No, that would mean everything was set in stone. And it's not. It can't be. Destiny? There is no destiny. There is only what you make it. And we're gonna make it, Sam and me.
As soon as we find dad.
As soon as we find the thing that killed mom and Jess.
As soon as we get over what happened that night.
As soon as he decides to tell me why he looks so scared all the time.
Quotes:
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"Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole."
"If you say "I told you so," I swear to God, I'll start swinging."
(Sam has just told Dean they don't get along)
Dean: We don't? Well, we should. You're my brother.
Sam: You're my brother?
Dean: Yeah!
Sam: You know, that's what you said when you snaked my ATM card, or when you bailed on my graduation, or when you hooked up with Rachel Nayv.
Dean: Who?
Sam: Uh, my prom date. On prom night.
Dean: *under his breath* Yeah, that does kinda sound like me.
Sam: This is the dumbest thing you've ever done.
Dean: I don't know about that. Remember that waitress in Tampa?
Henricksen: You think you're funny?
Dean: I think I'm adorable.
Dean: You better take care of that car. Or, I swear, I'll haunt your ass.
Sam: I don't think that's funny.
Dean: Oh come on, it's a little funny.
(Cas is watching tv while Sam and Dean are having a conversation in the background)
Castiel: It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she has done something wrong.
Dean: Are you watching porn? Why?
Castiel: It was there.
Dean: You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes. And you don't talk about it. Just turn it off.
(Cas looks down slowly.)
Dean: Well now he's got a boner.
Awesome CI's done by Destiny.
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