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Cooter has a minion!

Captain Morgan the Crazy Matter

Cooter
Legacy Name: Cooter

The

Lilac Chelon
Owner: Nonchalant

Age: 18 years, 1 month, 2 weeks

Born: September 10th, 2008

Adopted: 16 years, 9 months, 4 weeks ago

Adopted: December 29th, 2009

Pet Spotlight Winner
October 10th, 2011

Statistics

Level: 12
Strength: 21
Defense: 24
Speed: 23
Health: 30
HP: 30/30
Intelligence: 0
Books Read: 0
Food Eaten: 0
Toys Played: 0
Job: Unemployed

Cooter crouched down behind the trash cans before taking a swig of her Captain and Diet that she had stashed in a bottle. "Well, looks like it's up to me to save the day." she muttered before struggling to get to her feet. Letting out a loud belch she looked around and giggled. "Ex-squeeeze me!" she said. Reaching in her pocket she pulled out a pack of cigarettes and and placed it between her lips, "Ah, fresh air." She muttered before lighting it. Inhaling she looked back at the cafe across the street. It looked like a fight had broken out and the argument was getting rather heated. "Here goes nothing." she thought before staggering over and stumbling through the door.
"You bitches better shut the fuck up, I mean honestly. Who the hell cares if you think this or that." she shouted at anyone who would listen. "You're the kind of person that should be locked in a porta potty and set on fire!" she added before taking a deep drag from her cigarette and ashing into someone's drink. "Whores. You're all whores." She said before taking a seat and pulling out her bottle of captain and diet. "Thats right, I'm so bad ass you people are scared of me aren't you?" She laughed alone while the rest of the room just stared at her not sure what to say.
"Super Cooter saves the day again..." she muttered before taking a long drink and letting her head fall into her arms on the table.

Owner: Nonchalant
The

Lilac Chelon