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Captain Vain has a minion!

Pervert the Smiley Marshmallow

Pervert the Smiley Marshmallow
Captain Vain
Legacy Name: Captain Vain
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Owner: Caraway
Age: 17 years, 11 months, 3 days
Born: September 28th, 2008
Adopted: 17 years, 11 months, 3 days ago (Legacy)
Adopted: September 28th, 2008 (Legacy)
Statistics
- Level: 92
- Strength: 230
- Defense: 232
- Speed: 231
- Health: 230
- HP: 205/230
- Intelligence: 175
- Books Read: 174
- Food Eaten: 0
- Toys Played: 0
- Job: Weapons Tester
Captain Vain is a pretty popular fellow, eh? It's not often that someone of his rank is so well liked by both his superiors and subordinates. It's easy to see why. He's always lightening the mood. He seems to get a bit peeved when Keres is mentioned, though. Maybe you'd best avoid bringing him up.
*whisper* By the way, the captain is awful at playing the ocarina. Don't tell him that, though. It would make him cry. =( /whisper
*whisper* By the way, the captain is awful at playing the ocarina. Don't tell him that, though. It would make him cry. =( /whisper
Pet Treasure

76 Card Games

Crazy Eights Deck

Fun On The Beach

White Hibiscus

Blue Subeta Soda

Wild Ace Card

Dinkle Berries

The Ugliest Seedling

Woowoo

Fruit of Passion

Candy Eros Wings

Whiskey

Darkmatter Ocarina

Hand of Seven Cards

Pink Dice Shaker

Love Dice

Purple Sock Puppet

Shot of Whiskey

Distilled Rum

Shinwas Ocarina

Overexcited Carved Pumpkin

Hottie Bra