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:x has a minion!

I try to ignore the Itek




:x
Legacy Name: :x


The Spectrum Bumbus
Owner: Ryuu

Age: 15 years, 5 months, 2 weeks

Born: October 12th, 2008

Adopted: 12 years, 5 months, 2 weeks ago

Adopted: October 8th, 2011

Statistics


  • Level: 16
     
  • Strength: 25
     
  • Defense: 13
     
  • Speed: 13
     
  • Health: 13
     
  • HP: 13/13
     
  • Intelligence: 68
     
  • Books Read: 68
  • Food Eaten: 30
  • Job: Full-Time Test Subject



Please allow me to introduce myself. I am Dr. Ng. You'll probably be spending most of your time here under me. Of course, if you don't really care for calling me "doctoring," you could just call me Will. There's no need to be too formal, after all. Besides, I'm rather used to it, in the "Will, you do this" or "Will, you do that" sense.

Now, maybe it is a little forward of me to expect you to use my first name so soon, but I just know we're going to become very, very close. Plus I wouldn't want something like a title getting in the way of what I know will be a most beneficial relationship.

In fact, I am looking forward to working on you! WITH you, I mean.
Ah, just a little... joke! ha. ha. Yes. Sorry. I've been told I have a rather off sense of humor.
Regardless, I'm quite certain it won't bother you for long...

Pet Treasure


Ultimate Pet Zapper Liability Waiver

Scratched-Up Glasses

Labcoat

Black Casual Tie

Purple Nitrile Gloves

Purple Vial of Sand

Subeta Tribune Special Issue I

I Love Your Blood Type

A Few Loose Screws

Bound Doctors Journal

White Bear

Black Sponge Capsule

Dr. Lockhearts Amoricide

Dr. Lockhearts Amoricone

Purple Liquid-Filled Glass Beaker

Lovitol

Mystery Reversal Concoction

Lollipop of DEATH

Questionable Snippet of Paper

Suspicious Plastic Bag

Mutagenic Throwing Vial

Questionable Meat

Sandwich of Questionable Origins

Romantic Box of Macarons

Pet Friends


VX
A trusted friend in business.

Absinthe
I don't remember signing off on this...