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Shattered Irrelevancy has a minion!
Nothing to see here, Move along! the Mister Shady Guy
Nothing to see here, Move along! the Mister Shady Guy
Shattered Irrelevancy
Legacy Name: Shattered Irrelevancy
The Common Experiment #1337
Owner: Bipolarbear
Age: 15 years, 5 months, 2 weeks
Born: November 28th, 2008
Adopted: 15 years, 5 months, 2 weeks ago (Legacy)
Adopted: November 28th, 2008 (Legacy)
Statistics
- Level: 2
- Strength: 10
- Defense: 10
- Speed: 11
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 0
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
Name: Evan McAdams
Age: 26
Likes: Smoking, drinking, science, being left alone
Dislikes: People, Morality boards, regulations, interference, morning people
He has a Master's degree in Organic Chemistry.
He is hopeless with even the simplest of machines.
He has no sense of direction.
He smokes; he drinks; he attends church every Sunday; he takes the Lords name in vain. He professes to be an Atheist and only he knows if he is kidding.
He is a scientist less interested in whether something should or should not be created and more on whether it can or can not.
Age: 26
Likes: Smoking, drinking, science, being left alone
Dislikes: People, Morality boards, regulations, interference, morning people
He has a Master's degree in Organic Chemistry.
He is hopeless with even the simplest of machines.
He has no sense of direction.
He smokes; he drinks; he attends church every Sunday; he takes the Lords name in vain. He professes to be an Atheist and only he knows if he is kidding.
He is a scientist less interested in whether something should or should not be created and more on whether it can or can not.
It didnt matter.
It didnt matter that the ethics board had decided against his latest biological triumph, ensuring it would never see the light of day in most scientific circles. It didnt matter that, although many of his grants came from pharmaceutical companies and research facilities, a good amount of his funding came from the Armys "Bio-Weapons" division.
It didnt matter because he knew he wasnt at fault, ultimately, if his inventions and research were used for shady purposes. It wasnt the application that was important; all of that was aftermath. It was the research, invention and furthering of knowledge itself that mattered.
And it mattered very much.
With these thoughts in mind, he kicked back in his office chair, crossing his boots on the large desk in front of him. He withdrew a box from his pocket, fished out a cigarette and lit it. Taking a slow drag, he contemplated the petri dish occupying the space next to his boots, the contents of which seemed to be pulsating gently.
He exhaled slowly and smiled. He would be remembered. Be it for curing a debilitating disease or developing a super-virus used to wipe out an enemy population, he would be remembered.
That was what mattered.
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